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And on that pungent note, here’s the real smelly stuff:
...not that she should have been arrested in the first place, but this DID happen in Airstrip One, after all.
From the Dept. Of Irony:
...on the bright side, it wasn’t crucifixion.
...but for those of us who’ve been paying attention, it’s turning out EXACTLY as we expected.
…AK, Glock, howitzers, they’re all the same to him, the demented old fucker. And speaking of which:
...if it’s fake news, can fake medical tests be far behind?
...so: back to your bedtime triple espressos, then.
...to prove that all appearances to the contrary, she ISN’T Billy Idol?
...key word: France.
...2% of the population, 2% of the commercials. What to complain about?
...now THAT’S going to hit them hard, so to speak. And speaking of ejaculations:
...the medical equivalent of drive-through restaurants.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...because as any fule kno, if they’re NOT old enough to bleed...
...who she? you ask.
Here’s the fun part, though. Once you get past the carefully-styled and artfully-posed pics, what you really get is something a little… errrr plumper:
Fake news, in other words.
“Sperm extractor faster than masturbation”?
I met her in 2009. Her name was Tori, and she was from Orlando. Nuff said.