My wife… when I told her our beach vacation starts next week..
Miko’s Truck Stop I: The Early Days
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“No matter how hot she looks, you know that at least ONE guy got sick of all her bullshit.”
I know exactly what that is. It’s a hooker in Spain. They call them “plastic chair girls,” and they sit in white plastic chairs waiting to be picked up by truckers or motorists, whom they service and then they return to their chair and their spot. The ex and I took a vacation to Spain a few years ago and we saw them all over the place. I actually had to Google to figure out what the deal was. Most of them are amazingly hot. No, I did not partake.
at some point would she slide off of the chair?
The google powers are strong in this one…
And no, I don’t want to know what your search terms were.
Ho To Go!
Doing her best impersonation of ‘sexy’, Chelsea — heir to the billion-dollar ClintonCrimeSyndicate — still cannot quite get a ‘date’!
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*****
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Forlorn and abandoned once again (story of her life!), Chelsea — heir to the throne of the ClintonCrimeSyndicate — once again wishes Web Hubbel chose the ‘condom’ option back in Hillary’s “‘once again’ golden days”!
In spite of all the effort, Steve, couldn’t seem to get anyone to drive by his lemonade stand.
Pictured: Even with all other factors optimal, poor location will result in difficulty while hitchhiking.
Designated street walking rest stop area.
What the career counselor won’t tell you is the only value in a gender studies degree.
Monica decided to take a break from out laying in her field to spend a few minutes out sitting next to it.
“Excuse me miss, do you know where I can find some good bangers and mash around here?”
Bella demonstrates her first two tricks, sit and stay. her other tricks are NSFW
North Carolina State University conducted a study to see how close a woman could be positioned to a highway before passing drivers perceived she was not wearing pants. Your tax dollars at work.
My wife… when I told her our beach vacation starts next week..
Miko’s Truck Stop I: The Early Days
.
“No matter how hot she looks, you know that at least ONE guy got sick of all her bullshit.”
I know exactly what that is. It’s a hooker in Spain. They call them “plastic chair girls,” and they sit in white plastic chairs waiting to be picked up by truckers or motorists, whom they service and then they return to their chair and their spot. The ex and I took a vacation to Spain a few years ago and we saw them all over the place. I actually had to Google to figure out what the deal was. Most of them are amazingly hot. No, I did not partake.
at some point would she slide off of the chair?
The google powers are strong in this one…
And no, I don’t want to know what your search terms were.
Ho To Go!
Doing her best impersonation of ‘sexy’, Chelsea — heir to the billion-dollar ClintonCrimeSyndicate — still cannot quite get a ‘date’!
.
*****
.
Forlorn and abandoned once again (story of her life!), Chelsea — heir to the throne of the ClintonCrimeSyndicate — once again wishes Web Hubbel chose the ‘condom’ option back in Hillary’s “‘once again’ golden days”!
In spite of all the effort, Steve, couldn’t seem to get anyone to drive by his lemonade stand.
Pictured: Even with all other factors optimal, poor location will result in difficulty while hitchhiking.
Designated street walking rest stop area.
What the career counselor won’t tell you is the only value in a gender studies degree.
Monica decided to take a break from out laying in her field to spend a few minutes out sitting next to it.
“Excuse me miss, do you know where I can find some good bangers and mash around here?”
Bella demonstrates her first two tricks, sit and stay. her other tricks are NSFW
North Carolina State University conducted a study to see how close a woman could be positioned to a highway before passing drivers perceived she was not wearing pants. Your tax dollars at work.