Where Are They Now?

Via Reader Old Texan in his Friday email, I see this lovely little thing:

…which leads me to ask:  whatever happened to cap guns? 

I grew up with the things — I mean, that one on the pic could have been the one I had as a kid, except my gun’s ur-nickel plating was long gone through much pocketing and abuse.  And my poor mother had to deal with my constant nagging each Saturday morning (when I got my paltry allowance) to take me to the hardware store or drugstore to get five rolls of those excellent caps (which would last me till, oh, Sunday afternoon;  I haven’t changed much).

I’d assumed that they’d been declared illegal because eeeevil guns, and caps ditto because EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL!!!!  but I see that plastic ones (eeewww!!!), die-cast revolvers and even cap roll guns are sold through Amazon.  Sadly, the first two of these use “ring caps” which are terrible because boys can’t create mini-explosive devices out of them, as we did with the cap rolls when I were a Lad Of Extreme Mischief.  (I should point out that my Dad showed me how to do this, which says it all, really.)

But can you buy ring caps or paper roll caps through Amazon?  Silly rabbit, of course you can’t, no doubt because you have to fill out ATF Form #4376-5-3 or some such bullshit before such a sale can be “allowed”.

I think you can still buy the cap rolls at Tractor Supply stores and ring caps at Big Lots! (note: they are out of stock in both outlets).  But wait:  what have we here?  Aaahhh, Tin Toy Arcade to the rescue:

 

I have to say, though, that relatively speaking, those guns are Colt Python-expensive, for toys.  Especially when you can get the Real Thing for a little more than three times the price:

 
…and the plainer .22 LR-only version for little more than double:

…as used by Daughter as her first gun.

But let’s not go there.

I suspect, by the way, that societal pressure is forcing these lovely cap guns to be disappearing fast because We Cannot Allow Children To Play With Violent Toys.

What a load of old bollocks.

6 comments

  1. inevitably when this topic comes up, the white gripped cap gun with silver finish is presented. I’m beginning to think that this was standard issue to every boy after 1960 and before the mid 80s.

    No more cops and robbers. no more cowboys and indians. Even a new twist on the classic, Cowboys and muzzies is discouraged.

    JQ

    1. That’s because in today’s world, there are no Bad Guys (except Trump supporters, Christianists, conservatives and People Who Use The Wrong Pronouns, to name but some).

  2. We Cannot Allow Children To Play With Violent Toys…..

    What the market does not provide, the will of children shall create;
    all you need is a piece of wood, some form of a cutting-device, and imagination.

    1. Imagination indeed. Like when some tyke imitates a gun with extended thumb and forefinger, and the school sends them home.

      I was about 10 when I took a roll of caps out to our woodshed, stood it on the anvil, and hit is with a sledge hammer. No need to convince me about hearing protection after that. I had a Mattel Shootin’ Shell Fanner that used green stick-on caps and plastic bullets. The bullets clipped into the casings and were propelled by spring power.

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