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The above is actually a personal endorsement.  I had lunch there on one pf my road trips a while ago, and the food was outstanding.  Can’t remember where it was, though:  just outside one of those redneck speedways in the South (Bristol? Martinsville? Darlington? whatever).


...next:  suing cutlery makers for making knives so easy to stab with.


...so that’s why they’re not going to build any more nuke power stations, then?


...sounds presidential.  As opposed to:


...seems like the hurricane hit the wrong part of Florida.


...in which we play the “Guess The Race” game once again.

From the Department of Education:


...keyword:  Canada.

In the battle of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...keyword:  again, Canada.


...keyword:  Australia (lol you thought I was going to say “Canada” again, dint ya?)


...it didn’t really matter who had deckchair rearrangement duty on the Titanic, either.


...even more shocking:  she wasn’t their schoolteacher.


...if only he hadn’t picked the farmer’s favorite.

And talking about cow-shaggers and dead-horse floggers:



...for three days a year.


...I’m just amazed they had the staff left over to do some actual policing, what with all the parent harassment, Internet snooping and crazed gunman avoidance.

And in (guaranteed link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

dunno why she was worried:  she’s always had far better tits than the skinny and bulemic Lady Di.

7 comments

  1. The sign says Roadside, not Roadhouse. But I got the same result: it’s in Onsted, Michigan. Do they have rednecks up there, too?

    1. We have three kinds of rednecks in Michigan; the less sophisticated of our rural natives, and two kinds that came out of state to the Detroit area in the 1930’s through the 1950’s for the auto industry jobs: Appalachian hillbillies, and southern poor whites. That’s three distinct accents and one attitude, but that rib place looks southern. OTOH, it’s just as likely to have a black owner and staff.

  2. That Canuck teacher is a man, giving back to the woke equity establishment exactly what they demand of him.
    ” You’re going to make me use your pronouns?
    HERE’S MY PRONOUNS !!! “

  3. This blog is educational. Watched DeSantis video and now I now know the sign language for lootin and shootin. Shooting sign is what you’d expect.

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