Some more Booze News to smile (or grimace) at:
...panic subsides when the brand is revealed as Bud Lite, where nobody could tell the difference.
...and sales of hip flasks soar.
From the files of Captain Obvious:
...surely not. Also:
...as did Obama’s ATF, Bush’s ATF and Clinton’s ATF. Even Trump’s ATF had a go with that bullshit “bump stock” thing. And finally:
...as do most students, quite frankly.
Legal News:
...show of hands: who agrees with this punishment and wish we could have it here in Murka?
...thought so.
From the Dept. of Corporate Anchor-Tossing:
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...and about damn time too, Tribesters (Tribe Readers excluded, for obvious reasons).
...I’m “triggered” by many things, e.g. sexual perverts teaching our children, but that doesn’t mean I’m just going to go out and whack a couple of Red Sox fans at random. Here’s another thing that triggers me:
...my suggestion for the Maine cops: find this murderous bastard, then shoot him dead, whether he surrenders or not. Spare us all the hassle and expense, willya?
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And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...should never have been there in the first fucking place.
...big deal. Anyone can plan ahead for the next three months.
And there’s always INSIGNIFICA:
…I’m struggling to see the actual crime, here.
...fully clothed?
…and that’s the end of Train Smash News.
‘Gran, 100, reveals secret to long life is….’
She’s just having fun. Wants to see if she can inspire a bourbon and Ringding diet.
more taxes on whiskey? that’s barbaric!
JQ
Re: the wealthy cockroach – a bullet’s too good for him. A recommended alternative, employed by some of my medieval Jap ancestors: boil the motherfucker to death.
New word for the day: tannoy.
The tube driver: It’s _how_ you suspend him. A noose would be good.