Let’s start off with a little news about Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...keyword: Australia.
...so we ban people, then? Or wait: if we can reduce Glueball Wormening by a little judicious population pruning, I gotta list.
...and the loss in oil-related revenues will be made up from…?
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project comes this:
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…ummm if yer gonna slag off Jews, you might not want to do it in Miami. And this just in from Church Chronicles, Islam Division:
...yeah, we all know that ain’t no way to treat a lady — I guess the Muzzies just didn’t get the memo.
In LGBTOSTFU News:
...any bets on the length of his/her jail time, if any? Anybody? Bueller?
And in the Dept. of Education:
...see above.
From the Health Department:
...so the choice is: die or become a vegetable?
...as opposed to down your throat?
Economics News:
...and not just during the holidays, Sparky.
...so Japs are playing the long game in the Let’s Conquer America thing, then.
Further Immigration News:
...fucking hell, if California has become too skanky for Nikki Sixx...
And a Christmas piece:
...could that be a metaphor about the death of Christmas? I report, you decide.
And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:
And in Liz News:
...it’s been a while. I’m sorry...
That should do, for a while anyway. Still one of the better ways to show the end of the news.
Happy Boxing Day from up here in Canada.
Let the eating, drinking and loafing about continue.
Plus shopping. Wife and daughter in law currently are armouring up, sharpening their elbows, applying war paint and generally preparing to enter the battle to get the cheapest set of skis and boots for a 3 year old grand daughter.
Did you have Boxing Day in South Africa?
Public holiday. It was a shock to learn it isn’t, here in USA.
Boxing Day was a late Victorian invention, if I recall. Since the US had long since departed the UK, it never quite caught on here.
Happy Boxing Day!
I guess Liz Hurley, firearms and such are my “bread and circuses” to distract me from the feral humans running around causing mischief and mayhem.
JQ
> ..any bets on the length of his/her jail time, if any? Anybody? Bueller?
Given the way prisoners treat child molesters, basically the rest of it’s life.
> but could too much ‘good’ cholesterol be bad for your brain?
“Science advances one funeral at a time”.
–Max Planck
It is not the *cholesterol* that is the problem. It is the lipoproteins that transport it. Measuring the cholesterol is a poor proxy, and we should (and can) be both measuring and talking about the actual proteins.
When Hugh Grant cheated on Liz Hurley for a $60 blowjob, I talked it over with my co-workers at the time. I wondered how Hugh Grant could prefer a streetwalking skank to Liz Hurley. The System Administrator said, “Well, when you’re Liz Hurley, there are some things you don’t have to do.”
“Alaska Democratic Party Considers A Call To End All Oil Production”
I do so want those know-it-all hypocrites to live by that. No clothes, no phones, no rubber tires, no roof shingles, no electricity, etc. is going to make Alaskan living really, really difficult for those pontificating, non-Inuit assholes. Trading white wine and cheese for whale blubber and no showers is gonna be a tough transition.