Let’s stay with some more Wimmin’s Issues:
...or, just don’t exercise at all. Problem solved.
...for those all-important BJs during the 7th-inning stretch? I’ve never played baseball before, but I’ve been told that this is important.
...but, but, but female problems!!!
Speaking of female problems, here’s just a quick look at one:
...the problem being that all women of her age hate her.
Now some Election 2024 News:
...and the result:
...I just don’t think those few dozen votes are going to make much difference, fuckhead.
...looks like the Harris County voters want to keep her as far away from Houston as possible, unsurprisingly.
...actually, not too bad when you consider that with Uber you don’t have to stop en route and change to another vehicle (as you do with the train). Also, if one assumes that she hadn’t booked her ticket far in advance, there’s this:
...I hope it was at least top-shelf tequila.
Let’s hear from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© supporters:
...as long as we can hang you from a lamp pole if it isn’t, Fuckface. [looking for rope]
...ummm oops?
From the Police Blotter:
...and here’s the whole story in a single pic:
And now, the latest PANIC NEWS!!!:
...lessee here: 5 deaths out of 250 million people, therefore a mortality rate of… (carry the four, uhhhh…). Yep: when the mortality rate exceeds that of “stabbed to death with carrot”, this definitely calls for mass panic.
...actually, we’re trying to keep ALL kids out of these Commie cesspits, but let’s not split hairs.
And now, some link-free 
...let’s have a quick look at the now-48-yr-old Baby Spice, shall we?
And one from the earlier years:
Ooooh yes, Baby… Daddy likes.
And that’s the news.
Uber vs train: What seems ridiculous here is $126 for a 72 mile train ride. For comparison, I looked up an Amtrak ticket from the Grand Rapids, MI station to Chicago Union Station: $29. That’s over twice the distance for under a quarter the cost. And the train is comfortable and sparsely loaded. I can spread out on the coach seats, then stand up and toddle off to the men’s room every time my prostate calls.
OTOH, the UK train might run on time, because it has priority over freight trains (and most of the freight moves expensively and highly inefficiently on the roads). Here in the US, we recognize that freight is the best use of rails, and on that route Amtrak is almost always delayed behind heavy freight trains.