Let’s start out with a trip aboard this week’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Express:
...note the weasel words “might be”. (PFA = Pretty Fucking Awful — it’s a scientific term.)
And here’s something to make the Frogs and other Euros panic:
...won’t happen, of course; the Frogs will just cheat those 13 points away.
[#Biden2020]
Meanwhile, just over the French border :
...keyword: Belgium.
In Health News:
…and for once I’m not being sarcastic.
...[insert “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” joke here]
In the Unforeseen Circumstances section:
...Jeffery Epstein was unavailable for comment. And more from Boeing Land:
...leaking like their profit margins, no doubt, the woke DEI bastards.
#SellBoeingStock
Some more Wokery Titbits:
...aaaaaannndddd this would also be the time to sell those CVS shares in your portfolio.
...well, let’s pause here and spare a thought for all those boyfriends and husbands who are caught in the fallout.
...let ’em eat carrots.
Our Advice Column:
...spoiler alert: it’s 85. Or should be.
And now, in link-free 
...typo, perhaps?
#BadEyes #OldFart
Apparently, the Princess of Wales has been busted for altering a family pic:
And finally, speaking of fine superstructures, here’s Canucki chick Mikayla Demaiter:
And that’s it for the news.
Related to your JML intro, there is this Britishcommercial from Wilkinson Sword.
The “Boeing Aircraft Fuel Leak” story is really a “United Airlines Fuel Leak” story.
The fifth major “United Airlines Can’t Maintain Planes” story in recent weeks.
If it was Boeing in general, we’d see it across every major airline, instead of just United.
^What cirby said. As the son of a lifetime Lockheed engineer, it is not in my nature to defend Boeing, but the idiot media is blaming them for all kinds of things that reflect worse on the operators of the aircraft than Boeing itself. Regardless of their self-inflicted faults, the last thing the US needs is to drive Boeing out of business.
I think the media is blasting Boeing because didn’t they try to open a non union plant in the Carolinas a few years back?
Some thoughts:
On JML: That’s the kind of thing that could cause me to go back to doing yard work.
On your advice to sell Boeing and CVS stock: I agree. Take the money and invest in some good 12-to 18-year old brown liquor. It won’t make you rich in your retirement, but you just won’t care.
About your “danger to humanity”: as I see it, the only danger would be if a strap breaks, and then only if you’re close enough to be caught in the avalanche. But what a way to go!
On Career Day: I can see the Grandpa’s Glow on the eastern horizon, all the way here to AZ. Spoil that child! She deserves it!
I may have to start watching hockey. YOWZA!!!!!
What the hell happened to Gump Worsley ????
Don’t read too much into the French thing: according to the article it’s mostly a protest vote.