Paloma Faith is reportedly back looking for love after she signed up to the celebrity dating app Raya. The singer, 42, is on the hunt for Mr Right, but she won’t be settling for someone who doesn’t meet her needs. Paloma has created a five point checklist as she set out the tough criteria her next partner will need to meet.
Before we get entangled in that set of weeds, let me say at the outlet that whatever her “needs” may be, she’s hardly in any position to make demands of this sort.
For one thing, she’s not especially attractive to look at:
…and her figure, especially post-multiple childbirths, is not what I’d call much either:
She has a pleasant-enough singing voice, but her speaking voice is somewhat jarring, having that Cockney-street-urchin screech well to the fore.
Were I in her target market, it would be a strong pass. No man should.
Definitely in the upper right quadrant of the HCM*, using The Line as a jump rope. It’s those eyes, man. She would be a bunny boiler at the drop of a hat.
*the HCM:
https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=IUxnxpYQnRJ5BXyK
I don’t think she even makes it to a six on the hot scale.
the crazy hot matrix should be mandatory education for males at the age of 12 with regular refreshers
Fortunately, my stature marks me safe from ever being considered by Miss Crazed Uncomely.
At 5’10” I just miss the cut, too Whew!