Women in the land of the low buttcrack scan the horizon awaiting the delivery of the Stairmaster they ordered. They anticipate that sweet, sweet glute burn any day now.
I still say that “Burning off the Morning Fog” is not a real Girl Scout Merit badge. It was invented by those lesbo Camp Counselors. But I don’t want to know what Bridezilla’s next idea will be, so let’s keep doing this.
For Those About To Fuck, We Salute You!
(sorry, AC/DC)
Newest U.S. Navy recruits saluting the late CIC as his funeral pyre boat sails out to sea. Uniforms on display are now standard issue per President Harris’ latest EO.
BAMs at Taps
.
the orgy came to a brief stop while Trump’s motorcade passed by
Welcoming Trump back aboard.
Awaiting arrival of the boner that never fails.
Five women salute as the last vestige of their sense of shame drifts out to sea.
“Rich man’s yacht alert!!!!”
Pump and dump….the balcony of no return.
Butt, head and beavers.
FLEET’S IN!
“Why is it that hotdogs come 10 to a pack, but buns come 8 to a pack? Well, NO MORE! Presenting our pre-toasted 10 buns pack! Hotdog/bun ASSembly required.”
-Oscar Meyer Peeners
Women in the land of the low buttcrack scan the horizon awaiting the delivery of the Stairmaster they ordered. They anticipate that sweet, sweet glute burn any day now.
I still say that “Burning off the Morning Fog” is not a real Girl Scout Merit badge. It was invented by those lesbo Camp Counselors. But I don’t want to know what Bridezilla’s next idea will be, so let’s keep doing this.
For Those About To Fuck, We Salute You!
(sorry, AC/DC)
Newest U.S. Navy recruits saluting the late CIC as his funeral pyre boat sails out to sea. Uniforms on display are now standard issue per President Harris’ latest EO.
BAMs at Taps
.
the orgy came to a brief stop while Trump’s motorcade passed by
Welcoming Trump back aboard.
Awaiting arrival of the boner that never fails.
Five women salute as the last vestige of their sense of shame drifts out to sea.
“Rich man’s yacht alert!!!!”
Pump and dump….the balcony of no return.
Butt, head and beavers.
FLEET’S IN!
“Why is it that hotdogs come 10 to a pack, but buns come 8 to a pack? Well, NO MORE! Presenting our pre-toasted 10 buns pack! Hotdog/bun ASSembly required.”
-Oscar Meyer Peeners