Proving that the Scots have no sense of humor when it comes to matters sartorial, we have this example of woke groveling:
Can’t see why the NYfT would feel they have to apologize; I think it’s frigging hilarious. [makes note for future use]
Side note: the Times has Scottish readers? Who knew?
THAT’S not a proper Sporran, that’s merely a merkin! You couldn’t get a full size haggis in that – then perhaps his is somewhat diminished by the notorious Scottish weather.
Pffft. Amateur.