In a dystopian future where electricity is scarce,
And gasoline is hard to come by, motorized devices now run on natural gas.
All motorcycles on sale, buy one motorcycle get two asses free. Participating locations only, must order motorized bike on app, downloadable at thesesmartphoneappssuck dot com. Brunettes cost extra, plus tax, tag and license fees, exclusions apply, see dealer for details.
The Fred Flinstone Motorcycle, bitch powered edition.
Sigh – I know i’m going to gross everyone out here, but you DO NOT want to walk around the front of that bike and find out those are guys with ball gags (both ends).. just sayin.. leave well enough alone.. thus my quote:
“Ball gags, both ends – its a biker thing, you wouldn’t understand”
Need to improve the tie-downs. As shown, will likely damage the goods being transported rendering them near useless when bed time comes..
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, Allah Delivers.
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The definition of “side chick” has been updated.
Sales of the Kowasaki Threesome with quad exhausts have really beat expectations!
Gotta love a bike with mufflers on both sides.
Very underpowered bike. Only two whorespower
Winner.
Not only do these saddlebags not carry much, the contents don’t smell great when you pull them out.
Lightly spanked, our two ‘tail-lights’ glow nicely in the morning mist!
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*****
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In a shocking display of modesty, our two hitchhikers employ the disgusting ‘cooch-cover’ method of securement!
.
*****
.
With only mere moments before departure, our two hitchhikers bid a fond ‘farewell’ to their many adoring ‘followers’!
.
*****
.
As seen here in this lovely ‘sunset’ scene just prior to ‘mounting’ his trusty steed, our Intrepid Explorer employs those popular ‘leg-rests’ enjoyed by so many long-distance riders!
.
*****
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Despised yet encouraged by Officials-n-Authorities for his successful smuggling career, a certain anti-establishment type brings another load of much-needed contraband into Worshington District Of Criminals!
Saddlebags by Samsonite.
“Cash, Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free”.
In a dystopian future where electricity is scarce,
And gasoline is hard to come by, motorized devices now run on natural gas.
All motorcycles on sale, buy one motorcycle get two asses free. Participating locations only, must order motorized bike on app, downloadable at thesesmartphoneappssuck dot com. Brunettes cost extra, plus tax, tag and license fees, exclusions apply, see dealer for details.
The Fred Flinstone Motorcycle, bitch powered edition.
Sigh – I know i’m going to gross everyone out here, but you DO NOT want to walk around the front of that bike and find out those are guys with ball gags (both ends).. just sayin.. leave well enough alone.. thus my quote:
“Ball gags, both ends – its a biker thing, you wouldn’t understand”
Need to improve the tie-downs. As shown, will likely damage the goods being transported rendering them near useless when bed time comes..
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, Allah Delivers.
.
The definition of “side chick” has been updated.
Sales of the Kowasaki Threesome with quad exhausts have really beat expectations!
Gotta love a bike with mufflers on both sides.
Very underpowered bike. Only two whorespower
Winner.
Not only do these saddlebags not carry much, the contents don’t smell great when you pull them out.
Lightly spanked, our two ‘tail-lights’ glow nicely in the morning mist!
.
*****
.
In a shocking display of modesty, our two hitchhikers employ the disgusting ‘cooch-cover’ method of securement!
.
*****
.
With only mere moments before departure, our two hitchhikers bid a fond ‘farewell’ to their many adoring ‘followers’!
.
*****
.
As seen here in this lovely ‘sunset’ scene just prior to ‘mounting’ his trusty steed, our Intrepid Explorer employs those popular ‘leg-rests’ enjoyed by so many long-distance riders!
.
*****
.
Despised yet encouraged by Officials-n-Authorities for his successful smuggling career, a certain anti-establishment type brings another load of much-needed contraband into Worshington District Of Criminals!
The answer’s obvious;
Fannier bags.
Thank you all for playing.