Other than guns and maybe knives, I don’t know that I’ve ever been much of a “collector” of anything. Oh sure, I’ve thought of collecting stuff before — watches, for example, if I were ever in a position to afford such a collection — but perhaps it’s a factor of growing older that the desire to own stuff of any one particular kind is no longer as attractive to me as it once was.
A good example is that of the aforementioned watches. I’ve long had a list of watches I’d like to own, simply because I love the workmanship and craft involved in the creation of such creatures. Then my list began to shrink, and a few criteria started to assert themselves: no battery-powered — or “quartz” — movements, and even automatic movements began to lose their desirability because, frankly, they keep shitty time, almost regardless of their cost. So: manual-wind watches. And then when I acquired my plain-Jane Tissot as a gift (thankee thankee, you-know-who):
…my earlier desire for other watches just evaporated. (I have a couple others which I wear, very occasionally, for specific occasions, but this Tissot works wonderfully well for me, 99% of the time.)
Shocking as it may be to some, this “shrinkage” has started to manifest itself in my most long-time passion, guns. (You may administer smelling salts at any point, now.)
Seriously. I have a few guns that I judge as essential for self-, home- and social defense needs, and a very few sentimental favorites — the Browning High Wall 1885 in .45-70, the Winchester 94 in .30-30 and of course the Mauser K98 in 8x57mm, to name but some, and then the plinking equipment (which don’t count because, of course, .22 guns are household appliances and not guns, as I’ve stated ad nauseam in the past).
Unlike many of my acquaintance, I have absolutely no interest — none whatsoever — of chasing after the latest whizzbang offering from SIG or Canik or whoever, so forget newly-manufactured guns, in toto.
But as I cast my eyes upon the contents of Ye Olde Gunne Sayfe on occasion, I sometimes wonder whether I should perhaps just get rid of a few outliers not because of financial reasons*, but simply because I cannot see myself shooting them ever again. And having reached that realization, what point is ownership?
In one of my occasional Lottery Dreams (see the post above), I often wonder what car or cars I’d get to replace the Tiguan, and what’s interesting is that I’m having precisely the same feelings that I have with guns and watches: nothing of recent manufacture at all — especially given that they’re all without exception loaded with electronic gizmos I don’t care for, or else gizmos that spy on you and/or could possibly be used to control your driving. In fact, the more I think about it, I’d probably have to go back to pre-1970s cars — fully resto-modded of course — to find a car that has not a single computer chip in its driving operation. And yes I know, modern cars are so much more efficient and economical than their forebears, but frankly, I’m prepared to put up with all the hassles involved with a stick shift and carburetors, for example, just as I’m prepared to have to manually wind my wristwatch every day or work the bolt of my rifle. (If push came to shove, I could even go with a wheelgun, much as I love me my 1911s, as any fule kno.)
Hell, I’ve even tossed out the kitchen knife block in favor of just two or three basic knives hanging on the magnetic strip on the side of the fridge. (I haven’t reached this stage with my other knives, however: I’m sentimentally attached to pretty much all of them for one reason or another, but I don’t know if I’m ever going to buy another one.)
It’s an interesting thing, this change that is coming over me: the desire to cut back, to simplify, to accept less in favor of plenty.
Anyone else out there feeling this way?
*Loyal Readers may recall that I had to hock all of them a while back, but I am pleased to report that the status quo has since been restored.
I try to be a collector of money. Everyday spendable currency. It always seems to get collected back to pay bills, taxes and for necessities like food and groceries, just as fast as I can collect it.
I also don’t know if the collection of money is a good investment. Inflation keeps it going down in value.
The phrase comes to mind … More tools and equipment for the road ahead than there is road ahead.
We’re on the same path it seems. In the last year, really since retiring, I’ve inventoried the knives and the guns and the tools and even the books with an eye toward culling the least used and least loved among them. I’ve even entertained the ugly “can I cash out of these” thought. (The answer is … not easily unless at fire-sale prices, by the way.) I just don’t need all this “stuff”, any more. The kids and grandkids don’t need it, don’t want it, and don’t want to eventually deal with it, which is disheartening and a little sad.
And you’re absolutely right about the disappearing desire for new stuff. I bought the last car I’ll ever need or want (the beloved Outback) almost ten years ago. It’s been ages since a new knife called to me and guns are just tools to me now. They should sell them on the Snap-On truck. I still buy a few books, but they are often read instantly or not at all. It’s perhaps the hardest habit to break.
This getting old business is not at all what I expected.
The first and only brand new vehicle I have ever owned was a 1991 Chevy S10 truck and I owned it for 32 years, selling it last year, which I immediately regretted doing.
I’ll most likely never own a vehicle with a “screen”.
If I had the money I’d “build” the last vehicle I would ever own.
It would be a 1994 full size Chevy Blazer and it would get a ground up, rotisserie restoration-customization with all new mechanicals based on products developed in the late 60’s-early 70’s. IOW, normally asperated. I like the look of that model and I believe it would be well suited to my daily use. I’d expect to spend $50-75k on this project and keep it the rest of my miserable life.
I’m starting down that road myself, trying to honestly decide which of the various hobbies I will actually spend time on and shit-can the other stuff. I have too many interests, not enough time, and yet it’s far too easy to accumulate the minutia of cluttered equipment for various different passions. I haven’t yet done any massive unloading, but the specter of a clearance sell is on the horizon. The biggest thing holding me back right now is the massive amount of “I told you so” enjoyment my wife would take from me unloading a bunch of gear.
I was surprised by your comment about automatic watches not keeping time. I have a collection of about a dozen automatics, mainly Seiko and Tissot, and they all keep time to within a couple of seconds a day. While not the same as a quartz, that’s good enough for me.
I’m right with you.
As I get older, I’m shedding all manner of things that have been sitting around gathering dust for years.
I’ve donated boxes of stuff in the last year. It’ll help with my plans to flee southward.
I’m definitely with you on cars. I have a 2000 Excursion. It’s horrific on gas. But it’s big, comfy, and paid off. No matter how I count it, a newer more efficient vehicle isn’t worth it. The increase in insurance alone is more than I spend on fuel each month.
Fuck electric cars. If I hit the lottery I might buy one new hybrid. A NON plug in. Like A RAV4 hybrid or a CRV hybrid.
Everything else is going to be used for 3 reasons.
– many modern cars have so much technology bullshit they are a pain in the ass to operate and they are unreliable and require more repairs and Maintenance
– buy one new vehicle for 50 to 100 thousand bucks and some asshole driver slams into it and damages it wrecks it. Not that I want my used shit getting wrecked but at least it’s cheaper
– I like “modern classics”. Like the Toyota FJ cruiser (2007 to 2014) , 2nd generation tundra (V8 engine) 2nd generation Tacoma (V6 engine)
None of this small 4 cylinder turbo bullshit to save a couple of miles per gallon and go green
My 2018 Toyota is paid off. If I can just get other drivers to stop running into my cars I’ll do just fine with older shit.
Yes lots of unneeded stuff I have too that collects dust
If I collect anything if I ever come into money I’d collect revolvers or older vehicles or even older non power tools.
They are long lasting and valuable
I have a collection of novelty knives of things like the Lone Ranger, Hopalong Cassidy and such. they are not worth much at all but I like them and they’re neat.
My weakness is books and bourbon. I buy both faster than I can consume unfortunately. Books, bullets and bourbon tend to get my attention. My book collection has some books of value from authors such as Elmer Keith, Skeeter Skelton but many are just reading copies with no collectible value.
Kim, can I suggest collecting whisky or wine? Then you can enjoy drinking it and some of them come in interestingly-shaped bottles.
Having turned 71 this year, that has hit me too. I am probably not going to shoot most of my guns again and have thought about giving them to my son. I have a significant Lionel train collection that none of my kids want, so that may get donated to a local charity. I am presently thinning out the rest of my crap and getting rid of tools I don’t use. Maybe this is all part of my seeing the end off my life is rapidly approaching and my interests lie in seeing more of the world and less of everything else.
I’ve accumulated a few watches over the years. I like most of them. They don’t qualify as a “collection” because there was no direction to it other than, “Ooh! Shiny!” That’s slowed down significantly lately.
I’m kind of starting to think about that Swedish death cleaning thing, so my kids won’t eventually have to do it.
But, now, I’m kind of interested to see some of your knives.
Hell, Kim, I’m still adding. In addition to the M38 Swedish Mauser added a week or so ago, I just added a C96 Broomhandle Red 9. why? Because I can.
And you can come up and shoot them again. All y’all can, along with the rest of the girls and a few full auto funsies. October 19, 2024, El Dorado Kansas Lake shooting range. All as a fundraiser to support the WWII museum. If it’s a WWII battle rifle, we probably have one. And a bunch of pistols. And a couple of full auto sub guns, i.e. a Thompson.
Come join us!
Let me add my recommendation to this event. I don’t know if I can make it up there this year, but the last time I went I had more fun than should be legal (and it isn’t, in places like CA, NY, MA and the usual list of shitholes).
AND it’s for a good cause. No losers in this one.
I am dumping stuff that is no longer useful, as in has not been applied to a useful purpose for longer than I cam remember. But then, my memory isn’t what it was. Then there is the residual fear that no sooner I get rid of it, I might need it and have to buy an inferior product.
Life’s just a bitch and then you die, as they say.
“Then there is the residual fear that no sooner I get rid of it, I might need it and have to buy an inferior product.”
I’m like that with tools and gadgets, less so with guns.
I have tools and things I hold onto. But I’ve stopped collecting or doing little craft-type hobbies.
I’ve been through this now 4 times with dead grandparents/inlaws. If you’re progeny aren’t interested in the things you are, then you are just creating an emotional burden for them when you quit this mortal coil.
I considered making an inventory and providing explicit instructions for afters … this should be worth this, call this outfit to sell it and you’ll probably get a fair price. But then I realized that if I were to go to that trouble, why wouldn’t I just sell the stuff myself? That’s an emotional burden I would have to bear personally and, yeah, I can hear the calls of “selfish boomer” all the way over here.
One of the reasons I read your blog is because we’re fundamentally different on many points. One of these is the collection thing. I don’t have a collection of anything.
I do have quite a few tools, but that’s different. For example, I have only one engineer caliber calculator, only one claw hammer, only one circular saw…..
I therefore don’t get excited about different watches (I have a digital, solar powered, G-Shock), different exotic cars (Transportation is provided by an F-150.), art……. etc.
But irrationality is creeping in. I have a perfectly functional 9 mm S&W M&P Mod 1. That should do it. But, for reasons I can’t explain, I’ve been thinking about getting a classic S&W 5906. Why? To tame the harsh recoil from a 9 mm NATO? As a backup? Any other rational reason? Nope, just because I want to. I probably won’t, but my wanting to might be an indication that reading your blog has broadened my views just a tiny tad. Or maybe I’m just getting a little wild and crazy as I age.