Another possibility is she fucked her love tunnel with a dildo thad uses the same lithium batteries as the electric vehicles that have been catching fire lately. Maybe she burned the hair off her punani and some layers of skin too. Frozen peas will do wonders to cool that burn.
Herpes is another option. Yikes. Stay away! That shit doesn’t wash off with bleach.
After a night of shoving these big ass boots up my love tunnel and also getting double fist fucked my ravioli is busted. The baby canon feels nice on ice now.
Really could have used some lube last night.
Twat on ice.
New meaning to the old term on ice.
Cooling down the cunt after a Brazilian wax job. Damn that wax was hot.
Megan reflecting on life choices and waiting on her plug after working that thing all night for her next fix.
Her boyfriend told her to bring him a “cold one”. She has no clue he means a beer.
After a night playing with the new double long and double wide 18 inch dildo, ice was needed.
What’s the optimal speed?
68. It’s as fast as you can go before you have to turn around (69).
I didn’t know red heads had gotten that cheap. Must be an early black Friday sale.
When the A/C breaks down in Texas, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
So much for that new “pepper” lube…
Note to self: jalapeño peppers are NOT a good dildo substitute when the batteries fail.
Maybe she shaved her beaver with a dull razor and then fucked her vajayjay with a ghost chili pepper with zero lube. YOUCH! Ice it bitch.
Another possibility is she fucked her love tunnel with a dildo thad uses the same lithium batteries as the electric vehicles that have been catching fire lately. Maybe she burned the hair off her punani and some layers of skin too. Frozen peas will do wonders to cool that burn.
Herpes is another option. Yikes. Stay away! That shit doesn’t wash off with bleach.
Grocer: “Damn…we’ll never get that smell out of the produce!”
Karen’s friend introduced her to other uses for cucumbers, Karen decided to start with frozen french fries
Being the hot girl on singles night at the market sure comes with some downsides
After the surgery, the doc told Bruce now Caitlyn to keep the area iced to reduce the swelling
Call me cold hearted will you? wait til you find out what else is cold.
cold hands, warm heart
Cold feet and you sleep alone
Cold Coochie, ….. now how does the rest of it go?
Damnit, I said I want a piece of that, not peas in that.
After a night of shoving these big ass boots up my love tunnel and also getting double fist fucked my ravioli is busted. The baby canon feels nice on ice now.
Episiotomy Hurts like hell. Gotta put the double wide penis fly trap on ice.
Harris supporter ices down her chapped ass after 5 Nov 2024
“You need coolin’. Baby, I’m not foolin’.”
“Show me something you would never pick up in the grocery store!”
“Oh, OK. you win.”
Whaddaya lookin’ at? You ever crack ice for piles? It’s a lotta work.
And they say there isn’t anything good to eat in the produce aisle.