…because you just never know when your lady is going to need a black rifle, right?
But in Global Jew-Hate News:
...or maybe just shoot them dead on the spot. Too extreme?
...who cares? He’s just the new top of the IDF Hit List anyway.
In the latest Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
…wait, I thought “climate change” was a bad thing. Did I miss the memo?
...but seeing as this started over three hundred years ago (before SUVs), can this really be because of that same anthropomorphic “climate change”?
In related news:
...oops. But the best part is that the fire station didn’t have a fire alarm because “it wouldn’t be necessary”.
...nice to see that the Frogs have so much spare cash lying around. And on the topic of Too Much Money:
...because Microsoft is way behind in the AI technology war. If they were ahead, he’d be saying that AI would be the salvation of Mankind.
From the Dept. of Education:
...hey, at least she was banging her boss and not a student. Unlike this next slut:
...good thing there’s DNA testing, otherwise all twelve would be part of the “Guess The Daddy” game. And on the topic of illicit sex:
...keyword: Australia.
Some Totally Silly News:
...Hollywood wasn’t liberal enough?
...but at least they looked good when their lifeless bodies were pulled from the water, right?
And now in link-free and picture-free 
...ummm Leo, dude: that’s not exactly “Grab A Granny” now, is it?
And one more time down 
:
...welcome back, darlin’. It’s been too long.
Now let’s get ready for the next news cycle…
Re: The Gulf Stream
*anthropogenic, but yeah.
Re: Liz Hurley
Somewhere there’s a painting of her that just keeps getting older. It must be protected at all costs.
A.) Thankee. I’m always confusing the two, so thanks for the correction.
B.) Quit those obscure literary references. You make my head hurt.
mmmmm mmmm Miss Hurley is looking as delightful as ever!!! pictures of her might just make Monday tolerable
There must be something to be said for all the “deposits” made at the Liz bank over the years.
And in terms of potential depositors, it could probably be described as “any red-blooded man in the Western Hemisphere”. (I don’t know or care about the heathen furriners and devils.)