Smiles And Scowls

While riding around yesterday after voting against Godless Communism, I saw some election posters.  Pick which one made me smile, and which made me scowl:

“Make Groceries Affordable Again — Vote Republican”

and:

“(some gibberish in a furrin alphabet) — Vote Republican”

Look, I understand that the Republicans want to be the Big Tent Party (FFS) and not cede the immigrant vote to the Democrats because the Commies have (successfully) painted them as Eeeevil Xenophobes or something.

But I have two points to make about the latter.

• If immigrants have achieved citizenship and can therefore vote, is it too much to ask that they’ve learned to speak fucking English as part of that?  and:
• If these new citizens can’t speak English, what’s the point of exhorting them to vote in English?

Fucking Republicans.  They couldn’t organize a gangbang even with this Australian houri  as the ringmistress [sic].