Via Insty, this:
Don’t Wear Your MAGA Hat to the Grocery Store Unless You’re Prepared to Defend Yourself
Note to the chattering classes: I’m always prepared to defend myself.
IN fact, the reason I don’t wear a MAGA hat in public is because I don’t want to defend myself against some unhinged liberal asshole.
“You mean, a MAGA hat is worth more than a life?”
Anyone who would be foolish enough to attack me over so silly an issue has already made that decision.
The Left demands that we respect their opinions, but refuses to reciprocate.
Fuck ’em!
New Wife: “Why do you carry a gun everywhere?”
Me: “Because I’m too old to be wrestling around on the ground with somebody.”
>>”“You mean, a MAGA hat is worth more than a life?”
It’s not about choosing their life over your hat.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
It’s about avoiding all the paperwork and lawyer bills that goes with defending yourself.
Which perversely accrues the advantage to those who would attack you over a hat, effectively granting them hat cancelling superpowers.