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Guess what I got you my darling? Hint: it’s hard, smooth and curved to the hand.
No, it’s not my cock. Have a look.
And that’s when the fight started.
Edward is about to discover that there’s going to be only 1 thing sucking in his house next year.
Ok – just a note here – she knows what she is about to see.. green dress, green vacuum? Why are there two freaking ‘u’s in vacuum? If I am quoting a single letter and speaking of more than one of them do I use a ‘”s’ or a ”s’? How TF do I quote a ‘ ? That’s what I love about programming – the syntax rules are easy – ‘x’ means the character x, “x” is a string containing the letter x – at least in ‘C’ – YMMV in other languages. Syntax is the fee you pay in Nevada when visiting a ho house. Yeah – I am about to take off the rest of the year so I have way too much time on my hands.. Retirement is going to drive me crazy in a few years.
Oh – back to the green dress, green vacuum. Its gotta be from an old (50’s or 60’s) ad for a vacuum. Target audience is the babes (don’t talk about great grandma like that!). They know that she knows what’s coming and the ad guys know that they know. The clueless one in the this little circle is the husbands of the targets of this ad (grandpa – stop that!).. they don’t know sh*t. If you have ever seen one of these monster vacuums, you know what happened here.
Brad explained to Mary that now that with this new Bissel dual action floor scrubber, she would never have to be on her knees again. Mary held him to his promise. Brad never was very good at seeing unintended consequences.
Ward finally got June a bag and belt that matched
June: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the beaver last night?”
Warren’s last official act before Elaine shoved that Kaywoodie up where the sun don’t shine.
When you order a green-colored vibrator from Alibaba and it’s too late to replace what they sent.
This is for you, especially for all the sucking last night.