As it’s Christmas Eve, our Roundup is going to be extra-special silly today. Some of it may even be true.
...wait; you mean this isn’t how everybody does Christmas dinner?
…we know. It falls off / grows closed, and you turn into an incel mass murderer. Next:
From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
...sorry, this just made me giggle. As did this one:
...talk about taking your hobby too seriously. But even better:
...what cynics might call “a good start”.
From the Police Blotter:
...here’s a thought: if we do free “Luigi’, can we jail all the protesters for life instead? It’s only fair.
...anyone giving odds that the car was stolen? What, nobody?
...keywords: New York City and illegal immigrant.
...first: he isn’t a “Brit”, he’s Irish. But I love his defense: The man admitted he was aware of the body but hadn’t reported it to the police because he claimed he “didn’t know she was dead; he just thought she was English”.
...was this naughty? Nice? I report, you decide.
All together now:
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As for tarts who do unspeakable things, we have this from the Dept. of Education:
...on the bright side, it was the wife and not the cop husband sending the wankpix to the boy.
From the Dept Of Tourism:
...oh, please. What an amateur.
And in the usual trash known as 
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And from her condo in 
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…I dunno, I’d always be reminded that she was once “Property Of Dennis Rodman”. But anyway:
And that’s the news. Time to go Christmas shopping…
I guess a feature of Aquilara having been with Rodman is that she’ll probably take you around the world or you might wind up getting pegged.
The thought of following that hideous fuck Rodman, is enough to make a buzzard puke.