“You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get, now that your house is on fire.
“So here’s what’s going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they’re going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they’re going to vote for Trump or whoever’s Trumpian next. When they start getting the regulation, they’re going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they’re going to start going nuts and they’re going to vote for Rick Caruso next time. They’re going to find out they’re going to get bit by their own snake. They’re going to convert.
“I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they’re going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off. We’re going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can’t have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa Monica.” — Adam Corolla
He had me at “nine angry lesbians”.
Adam Corolla has a collection of ex Paul Neuman Datsun race cars. … or maybe I should say ‘had’ a collection. He also ran a business that stored high end cars in a big fireproof garage on large racks that held somewhere north of 70 cars. Maybe fire resistant is a better description. The problem with fire sprinkler systems is that they are designed to put out a fire inside the building, not a firestorm outside the building. They also are dependent on city water supply being available unless they also have a supplemental source such as a large tank of water on an upper floor of a tall building used as a motion damping system in 30 + floor buildings.
Wait until he learns that the city still wants their property taxes paid next quarter on his steaming pile of rubble. Tax bills usually have two parts – one amount for the structure and a separate amount for the land that is still there.
“Wait until he learns that the city still wants their property taxes paid next quarter on his steaming pile of rubble.”
Not just next quarter. In perpetuity. Including the value of the pile of ashes that used to be a home.
Anyone that believes that Climate Change / Global warming caused this or that Climate change is man made / caused probably also believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and these “believers” need serious mental health counseling and heavy doses of medication.
# Fuck the liberals
# Taxation is theft
I doubt the deepest of Blue meatheads is bright enough to learn even after trying to go through the building process to rebuild their mansions.
Corolla has far has far more faith in them than I do
This raging inferno wildfire is all the fault of climate change deniers like George W Bush and Donald Trump. If everyone had just purchased an electric car and put solar panels on their roofs like your friends the Democrats told you to we could have saved this state from the hellfire that now engulfs it. – I’m Gavin NewSCUM, Governor and I approve this message.
Gavin, before I leave office I’ll send some federal aid your way. You can have the crumbs leftover after I sign the latest billion dollar plus check for the Ukraine. While the wildfires are a threat, Vlad is a bigger problem. Cmon man, you know the thing. – President Biden
Hey Pres Biden and Gov NewSCUM,
I heard Kamala might be looking for work after her loss this past November. Did her house survive this raging inferno? If so, I have some work for her. Let me know any sporting goods stores that didn’t burn to a crisp, I need to get some knee pads for her before she does this job again… Willie Brown
Willie, If this is the job I’m thinking of; going downtown with Little Willie Brown, please consider that finally after years of mouthwash I finally don’t taste your balls any longer when I kiss my sweetie. If Kamala does do this job I’ll have to consider going back with the babysitter. Shalom. – Douglas Emhoff
Dougie, I feel your pain. I’d go downtown with either Kamala or the Babysitter. Let me know which one you don’t end up with. – President Clinton
One of two things –
Just like Bill Maher, who will occasionally spout something that sounds like logic and reason and then go right back to liberal land, so too these deep blue Dems will bitch and complain and still vote D without fail. There won’t be any conversions, sorry.
Or two -they vote in a R or two and keep them in office just long enough to restore some semblance of competence and functionality. And then two election cycles later, when things are kinda working again, they’ll go right back to voting in the worst D’s they can find.
Don’t expect any miracles or deep blue states turning red. The bastards are dug in like ticks.