From Steve Kruiser:
People Who Blame All Natural Disasters on Climate Change Should Be Clubbed Like Baby Seals
Not that I have any desire to club baby seals — my own prescription would be to tie them to a chair and beat them with chains — and as Kruiser himself says, “By the way, the headline about clubbing baby seals… was a joke. I hated seal-clubbing the one time I did it.”
But whether being clubbed or beaten with chains, these eco-loons deserve it.
by sitting these imbeciles in a chair, you lose all that surface area on their backs on which said chains could be applied. Hang them by their wrists so that even a rest period from their re-education is painful on the shoulder joints.
A buddy of mine’s favorite joke:
A baby seal walks into a club…
I’m hiring an attorney to file a lawsuit against my fork for making me fat.
My car also made me waste time driving around to stores to spend money. I’m also considering a lawsuit against auto manufacturers.
Does my ass make these pants look small?
Finally – did dinosaurs cause their extinction by driving around big SUV’s and Trucks which ruined the environment and led to their extinction? I want to be in the room if anyone asks this at one of those liberal climate speeches / summits.
WTF