SOTI (commenting about the (post-Christchurch) KiwiGov’s reaction to people critical of the policy of welcoming “migrants”):
Multiculturalism is a such a runaway success that it requires a Big Brother police state to make it work.
Just like, errrr socialism:
You should never plant a sandbox tree. It is too dangerous to have around people or animals, and when planted in isolated areas it is likely to spread.
Why is it that a warning about this murderous tree makes me want to plant a circle of them around my house? (Found via the Knuckledragger, thankee.)
Seriously: who needs those loud, messy (and illegal) Claymore thingies when you can get Mother Nature to provide this little party?
Sandbox tree fruits look like little pumpkins, but once they dry into seed capsules, they become ticking time bombs. When fully mature, they explode with a loud bang and fling their hard, flattened seeds at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour and distances of over 60 feet. The shrapnel can seriously injure any person or animal in its path. As bad as this is, the exploding seed pods are only one of the ways that a sandbox tree can inflict harm.
They even look badass:
Is it just me, or does this look like a spiked collar around the neck of an angry Rottweiler? It speaks to me, and what it says is: “Mess with me, motherfucker, and I will kill you.”
Want.
Afterthought: in the interests of Saving Mother Gaia, we should plant a ten-mile deep line of these bad boys along our southern border; I mean, who can be against reforestation?
I see that the Democrat Socialist Party wants to lower the voting age to 16, in the fond hope that this will give them a massive injection of (for a change) legal voters.
So… we’re going to let people who (according to the law) are too immature to drink beer, drive a car, sign a contract, have sex or get married etc., vote in elections? (Never mind that until recently, you couldn’t vote till you were 21… (don’t get me started).
I say: fine. Let the kiddies vote — as long as in acknowledging that they are mature enough to make informed decisions about our country’s political future, they are also mature enough to have sex, drink alcohol, drive a car, sign contracts, get married, leave school, buy handguns and semi-automatic rifles — oh, and get drafted into the Armed Forces. Also, their parents can turf them out of the house at age 16, and not be responsible for their well-being any longer. And seeing as we’re going to be all equality and stuff, this has to apply to both girls and boys, as well as those still too fucked up unsure to decide which.
Let’s have these little fuckers see what it really means to be an adult. Voting is simple; dealing with life away from elections is fucking hard.
I’m not one who gives much credence to doom ‘n gloom predictions like this one. But this is serious.
At this moment, millions of acres of farmland are underwater, and that is not going to change any time soon. When the flood waters came, they moved so rapidly that they literally picked up pigs and baby calves and carried them along. Roads, rail lines and entire small towns have been washed away, and so even if farmers had something left to sell they couldn’t get it to market anyway.
Just last Friday morning I gave a ride to an executive based out of Omaha, and I kidded her about the flooding in Nebraska. She said, “It’s no laughing matter. Omaha hasn’t flooded — yet — but it is essentially a little island in the middle of a state-sized lake.”
And Tyler concludes with this:
Food production in the United States is going to be way, way down this year. Prices at the grocery store are immediately going to start rising, and they are going to keep rising all year long. So now is the best time to stock up and to get prepared for what is coming. Our breadbasket has been absolutely devastated, and things are only going to get worse. The mainstream media seems to think that this is just another in a long string of major natural disasters that has hit our nation in recent years, but the truth is not so simple. This disaster is going to have a dramatic impact on our ability to grow our own food, and even if everything went perfectly from this point forward we are talking about a recovery that would take many, many years.
I believe him, and so should you. We often talk at this here back porch of mine about SHTF scenarios. This, I think, is going to be one of them.
So get out to the supermarket — now — and start laying in food supplies. You all know which kinds to get: stuff that has a lo-o-o-ng storage life, because there’s no telling just how long it’s going to take to recover from this.
Sure, we’ll probably just import foods from overseas; but it’ll be costly, and if you think that foreign countries won’t use this catastrophe against us politically, I have a New York bridge to sell you.
Most importantly: if you’re on a fixed income (as I am), your dollar is going to buy less and less food as prices start to climb. I have about three months’ supply of food on hand, and that is never going to be enough. I already started over the past weekend, and I’m going to be doing it daily from now on.
So get going.
Oh, and I don’t think I need to remind anyone here about keeping your ammo lockers stocked, do I?
The scrofulous New York Times goes boo-hoo-hoo, in a textbook case of self-delusion (“Never mind the facts, we know differently! “) with this little screed.
There’s only one thing to be done:
That, or:
No prizes for guessing as to which consequence I prefer…
One photograph from last week’s event at Cheltenham stood out for me:
Now at first, my Murkin Readers could be forgiven in thinking that this is simply an example of the weird and crazy clothing tastes that abound Over There. However, close scrutiny of the pic will show that the group does not consist of hipsters, actors, yobs and chavs [some overlap]. In fact, they seem to be rather a normal-looking bunch, other than in their choice of trousers.
And so they are.
You see, men who wear red trousers are generally of what I like to call The Polite Class: men of substance, men of taste, men of class, and men who, secure in their position in society, do not care a fig for what other people may think of their color choices. Here’s an article which explains the thing, in rising to the defense (defence) of red trousers and the men who wear them. To whit:
Red trousers have become standard wear for the country gentleman—the type who drives up in a superannuated Land Rover Defender, two flatulent labradors fogging up the windows— both at home and in town. They are seen in the London SW postcodes along the District Line, on dear old things at Lord’s and at Cheltenham, in Stewards’ at Henley, at High Mass in Brompton Oratory and the debentures’ seating at Twickenham (although it’s always ‘Twickers’).
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They’re worn by decent, upstanding chaps with names such as Giles or Henry, the sort whose heads are hard-wired to leap to their feet when a lady enters the room.
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‘A naturalborn sporter of le pantalon rouge wears them as he does his deeply ingrained good manners—lightly.’
It is with shame that I have to report that Mr. Free Market — who fits into the above as though the category were designed for him — does not own a pair of said trousers. Why not? Well, there’s this, for starters:
…which has led to a backlash:
Overexposure has done for the red trouser, harrumphs the royal historian and commentator Rafe Heydel-Mankoo (six pairs), over drinks at the Carlton Club. Since both hipsters and social climbers— ‘akin to the Sebastian Flyte wannabes of the 1980s, carrying teddy bears around Oxford’—have appropriated them, he’s put his red trousers at the back of the wardrobe ‘until they become unfashionable again’.
…and the last sentence encapsulates the whole thing quite succinctly.
I can’t wear red trousers, of course — as much as I yearn to — because I am, in Mr. FM’s words, “One of those colonial chappies from America.” Not even the Old School Tie can overcome this appalling nativism.
And I’m okay with that. One does not go where one isn’t welcome, after all.
The website coyly referred to (and not linked) in the Country Life article is this one — whose name says it all — where I got the other two pics.