Seen at this guy’s blog:
I’ll take “ALL OF THEM” for $600, Alex.
Author: Kim du Toit
Not An Improvement
If London is trying to make itself into some kind of copy of Manhattan, it’s looking like a roaring success — if, that is, you’re going for the “soulless, impersonal, could-be-any-city” look.
Of course, I think it looked better back when I were a nipper:
That looks like London. The other looks like shit.
Life Under The Liberals
To the surprise of precisely nobody, a government which welcomes illegal immigrants, allows people to live like animals (under the guise of “compassion”) and muzzles the police from actual policing ends up with a situation that is (unexpectedly!) dire:
Images from the downtown area show trash piling up as workers struggle to keep the area sanitized. They are pictured wearing face masks among the dirt and grime.
Rows and rows of tents line the sidewalks of Skid Row in the sprawling 50-block area, home to around 4,200 homeless people, many in tents and shantytowns.
Some lay passed out in the street, seemingly from the effects of drugs as others are pictured lugging their property around, in search of the next spot to set up.
I’d post lots more pictures, but I imagine that some of you haven’t had yer breakfast yet, so I’ll content myself with the most inoffensive thereof:
There is no amount of money that could persuade me ever to visit L.A. again. I come from the Third World, I’ve been back to it a couple of times, and I have no desire to see it here in the United States.
Birth Year III: Euro-Saloon Cars
In my yoot, I never saw many of the 1954-model European cars featured below, which may have been a Good Thing. Let me start off with the ones I did see on the streets of Johannesburg:
Mercedes 300 S
Citroen Traction Avant 15
Renault 4CV
And the reason I saw the Renault at all may have been that it was assembled in Britishland from French parts, and imported into South Africa. The following, however, could have been seen on the roads of Euroland back in the late 1950s and early 1960s:
Peugeot 203 
Renault Fregate
Simca Grand (“large”, not “grand”)
…as opposed to the small Simca DV:
Lancia B20 GT
Hotchkiss Gregoire
…although fewer than 300 of these monsters were ever made, so you might NOT have seen one.
Even Alfa Romeo got into the “touring” groove:
1954 Alfa Romeo 1900C SS Touring
Of all the above, only the Alfa (because Alfa), Lancia (because Lancia) and Mercedes 300 (because engineering) would have my vote in the “old cars Kim would want to own because birth year”.
There was one more, though, that would definitely make the list because it had the first V8 engine ever mounted in a German car:
BMW 502
Except that I’d have preferred the rag-top model:
BMW 502 Baur Cabriolet
Oooooh, yummy. Kim likes.
Next week, we’ll be looking at the 1954 Murkin cars. Try to contain yourselves.
A Better Sweepstakes
Received in the mail: the NRA’s latest sweepstakes details — “Win 44 guns!” or something — which works as follows:
Out of a total of 44 guns, First Prize Winner must select 12 guns from Group A, 2nd Prize Winner 10 guns from Group B, 3rd Prize winner 8 guns from Group C, and so on.
Sounds good, but there’s a HUGE problem with the way it’s set up. Here, for example, are the 18 guns from the 1st Prize selection, which I’ve grouped for easier comprehension:
Semi-Auto Rifles
Armalite M-15 Tactical Light Carbine (5.56mm/.223)
Bushmaster XM-10 Standard (7.62mm NATO)
Savage Arms MS Recon (.224 Valkyrie)
SIG M400 Elite TI (5.56mm)
Benelli R1 (.338 Win Mag)
Bolt-Action Rifles
Browning X-Bolt (6.5mm Creedmoor)
Remington 700 XCR (.308 Win)
Winchester 70 Extreme SS (.30-06)
Semi-Auto Pistols
Colt Delta Elite (10mm)
Desert Eagle (.44Mag)
Kimber 1911 Raptor II (.45 ACP)
S&W SW1911 Performance Center (9mm)
Revolvers
S&W 500 (.500 S&W Mag)
Colt King Cobra (.357 Mag)
Shotguns
Benelli Vinci (12ga)
Beretta A440 Extreme Plus (12ga)
Remington 870 (20ga)
Browning A5 Sweet Sixteen (16ga)
It’s a decent-enough selection of guns, I suppose — but the problem is that I would only want to own a few of them (4/18), namely:
- Browning A5 Sweet Sixteen (16ga)
- Remington 870 (20ga)
- Kimber 1911 Raptor II (.45ACP)
- Colt King Cobra (.357 Mag)
,,,and I’m kinda iffy about the short barrels on the last two anyway. The rest of the guns are either in the wrong chambering (.224 Valkyrie?), duplicates of stuff I already own (.30x bolties), or a type of firearm I don’t care to own anyway (AR-15 variants) — even for free. (If I were promiscuous when it came to guns, then I could take any of the eighteen, but I’m not That Guy.)
The same, by the way, is true of every other group of guns they’ve arranged for the prize winners: 3/10 in 2nd Prize, 5/8 in 3rd Prize, 3/6 in 4th Prize, and 1/4 in 5th Prize. And of these prize guns, only a couple get me really panting.
But here’s what’s interesting. If you add up all my choices across the prize groups, you’d get 16 in total — and if pushed I could easily trim that to 8 or 10.
So why shouldn’t the NRA ask contestants to rank their top 10 favorites (out of the 44) on their entry forms, with a guarantee they’d get at least eight guns for 1st prize, six for 2nd, etc. That way, contestants would get at least some guns they actually want/need, instead of moaning that all the guns they wanted were in 4th Prize and they’d won 2nd instead, which contained only one favorite.
Yes, there might be a duplicate or two, but that’s not important. And the NRA could share the “favorites” aggregate with the various gun manufacturers — and let me tell ya, that info is valuable.
Here’s the thing: right now, I have little inclination to enter the sweepstakes, not only because I know it’s just a ploy for the NRA to get extra donations, but also because quite frankly, I don’t care for many of the guns they’re offering and even if I won a prize, it’s not worth my time to fill in the stupid form.
And because this wouldn’t be a Kim post without at least some kind of “favorites” list, here are my Top 10 Guns from all prize offerings in the NRA’s Stupid Sweepstakes, in order of “want”:
- Auto-Ordnance M1 Carbine (3rd Prize)
- Remington 870 in 20ga (1st Prize)
- Savage 110 in .300 Win Mag (3rd Prize)
- Remington 1911 R1 in .45 ACP (4th Prize)
- Browning A5 Sweet Sixteen 16ga (1stPrize)
- Marlin 1895 in .45-70 Govt (4th Prize)
- Henry Golden Boy lever rifle in .22 LR (2nd Prize)
- Ruger SP101 in .38 Spec (5th Prize)
- CZ 557 in .243 Win (2nd Prize)
- Winchester 94 carbine in .30-30 (4th Prize)
Feel free to add your own thoughts in Comments.
New Link
He doesn’t post that often, but when he does, it’s a wonder of stream-of-consciousness bile and invective. Just call him Ishmael:
…and in future you’ll find him among the permalinks over on the right-hand side of the page.