Splendid Isolation

News Roundup

Aaaahhhh… Australians, keeping it classy as always.

In Everybody Panic! News:


...♫ ♪ ♫ won’t be fooled again ♪ ♫  [/Peter Townsend]


...published 96 hours ago.  I report, you decide.


...the line of volunteers starts behind me, and quit that shoving, y’all.

Speaking of vermin:


...fuck me, y’all can’t even stop killing each other on your very own holiday.

In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...our Nigel may want to look to the rather elegant “Greek Solution”:


...too bad this approach wouldn’t work in the Rio Grande.


...the Strylians were never going to go for the”Greek Solution” — unless of course the Chinese migrants were unvaccinated.


...send him to Greece.  By boat.


...dunno about you, but I’m not shocked at all.  In some Kraut cities, it’s 100%.

In Political News:


...if by “many”, you mean “all”, Tommy:  then yes, yes there is.


...you had me at “Anna Paulina Luna”:


And in the Corporate Bonehead Department:


...which means no more of this:

...or this:

...or even this:

...you stupid, stupid cunts.

And speaking of…


...of course she did.  Just imagine if it were a man who’d done it:  oh, the lamentations.


...of course it was.  I wonder who pays this “expert’s” salary?

And in still more meaningless 

  

...welcome to a man’s world, sweetheart.

And as we saunter down :


...one of the better examples thereof, I think:

And speaking of lying, that’s the end of the news.

Wrong Word, Used Stupidly

I’ve come to the point where unless the word “equity” is used in a financial sense — e.g. the increase in your house’s value = higher equity in your personal financial value — I see the word (especially when applied in a social context) and just know what follows is going to be utter bullshit.

Hence this crappy piece of “research” at Tufts University which, as Glenn pointed out, loses me at the “health equity” phrase right there in its sub-head:

American Diets Have a Long Way To Go To Achieve Health Equity

Au fond, its underlying supposition is racist — i.e. that the underclass (specifically, the Black population) — is at greater risk because their diet choices are “bad”.

“Oh noes, Kim,”  you say, “that’s not what they’re implying at all!”

Really?  Here’s the pic at the top of the piece:

In an even bigger tell, note that the proffered plate of (yummy!) food is being held in a White hand, the implication being, of course, that Whitey is driving Blacks to make poor dietary choices.

As a piece of racial propaganda, I can hear Josef Goebbels applauding in the background.

If Black people want true “health equity” with White people — i.e. improve their mortality rate — they should ignore bullshit like this article, eat whatever they want to eat, and instead quit letting their kids kill each other in the inner cities.

Overreaction?

From Reader Mike L. comes this little tale from (where else?) Floriduh:

Police responded to a home in reference to a shooting Thursday morning.  When officers arrived, they found a man with a gunshot wound. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Investigators determined that the suspect, Patricia Whitehead, and the victim shared a residence.  She became angry with the man, saying he “did not clean up after himself,” police said.

Authorities said the victim was leaving the home when Whitehead heard him slam the door. She then went and grabbed her gun from her bedroom, left out of the door, and shot the man multiple times, according to police.

I guess that was just one slam too many.

I’m not taking this loony old tart’s side, but I bet there’s more to this story than is being reported.

Or she’s just a loony old tart.