Saw this SOTI (somewhere on the Internet):
Nice sentiment, but not ambitious enough. Consider these options:
Or, if we’re going to “own them all”, let’s look at some other cartridge options, grouped together for the sake of convenience:
You see, I don’t want anyone to be constrained in their thinking… think big, people. Own them all.
And remember National Ammo Day on November 19th.
Apparently, a manufacturer of dog-piss beer is having trouble with a manufacturer of cat-piss beer. Trust me: this is a fight in which I have absolutely zero dog. Frankly, if both “brewers” disappeared off the face of the planet, we’d all be better off.
I actually read the above article yesterday afternoon having just come from a very convivial lunch with Longtime Reader Zane H., said lunch including the following:
…and only the day before that I’d been chatting with Mr. FM, planning my next visit to FM Castle and assorted villainy Over There, to include lots of this:
…not to mention more and yet more of this:
So I think you can begin to discern the depth of my disinterest in the spat between MillerCoors and Pabst…
Apparently this couple were engaged in sex when the bed broke, violently catapulting the woman onto the floor and causing her to break her back.
This being the Modern Era, she sued the manufacturer of said bed for lots of money. Result:
[Woman] LOSES bid for £1 million damages after judge rules ‘tragic accident’ was down to ‘unusual positioning and movement’
Personally, I blame the Daily Mail newspaper for her injury. Is it not the Mail which publishes articles such as this?
Couples stuck in a sexual rut need look no further, as a new guide breaks down the most satisfying – yet challenging – new positions to try in the bedroom.
Unveiled by the British lingerie giant Ann Summers, the top five most difficult to master moves will require dexterity on the part of both you and your partner.
According to Ann Summers its top five are the ‘most pleasurable’ positions, but it concedes they’ll take some practice.
The retailer’s resident ‘flexpert’, Charlotte, said: ‘It is important to train your body to be able to contort properly, but it will be worth it for both you and your other half.
‘However you will need to practice regularly if you want to attempt the most difficult sex positions with your perfect partner.’
They even have pictures to illustrate them — just not of actual couples, the cowards, but marionettes:
(Note that the female figure is bent over backwards in this one. I dunno; maybe US gymnast Nastia Liukin could do it, but not many others.)
Anyway, I think the Mail should shoulder at least a little responsibility here; although that said, I think that if the abovementioned judge is to believed, older women need to be a little more cautious before launching into “unusual positioning and movement”.
And under no circumstances should anyone attempt the notorious “aircraft-carrier-landing position”, which carries a severe risk of injury to those attempting it. Don’t make me post the picture…
You have to be utterly self-absorbed and narcissistic to post something like this:
Apparently some things are too much, even for the French, and I can see why. Fucking hell, I’ve seen more demure clothing on the midnight shift during Fleet Week. From now on, every new edition of the dictionary will feature this woman’s picture under “Trashy”, and rightly so.
And of course, every bloody barracks-room lawyer is going to whine that the Louvre’s rules (note the capitalization, idiot) technically allow any outfits, even one like hers inside the building. Yeah, fine, and I’m quite aware that the museum isn’t a church too.
But: let’s hear it for the Louvre guard who didn’t want the priceless works of art inside his building sullied by this whore I mean “influencer”. (Oh yeah, she has X thousand “followers” and groupies, so that excuses everything. Not.)
Of course, she is Australian so it’s understandable that she would have no class, manners or sense of decorum, but that just makes me all the more satisfied that someone would actually step up and say, “Non!”
There should be more of that. A lot more.
Here’s a statement by hapless KrautPM Angela Merkel (no link, it’s CNN fuck ’em):
German Chancellor Angela Merkel condemned a “worrying” resurgence of anti-Semitism in Germany, including a rise in violence attacks, and appealed for a defense of liberal democratic values and institutions.
…and here’s Insty’s QOTD:
“Weird how when you import a bunch of anti-Semites you get more antisemitism.”
Over at The Last Refuge, Sundance makes a few predictions now that the Socialists will be taking over the House:
First, any intellectually honest review must overlay the current political environment. In 2018 the scale of unchecked lawless behavior is a significant influence toward the differences we can expect from the last time Democrat/Marxists held congressional power. The term “Democrat-socialism”, in essence a Marxist approach, is now the dominant fuel within the professional DNC political operations.
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Secondly, it cannot be overstated how violent and confrontational the House of Representatives will be as soon as they are sworn in. They will work with an immediate purposeful intention. All political violence will be approved to attain their objectives. The recent behavior of Jim Acosta (CNN media), and ANTIFA toward Tucker Carlson, is now, and will be going forward, the new normal.
There will be extreme political violence.
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In my opinion few reading this have any idea just how bad these next two years are going to be. It’s not your fault. We are the normal people who don’t spend every moment of our day scheming, conniving, and developing plans to dismantle the lives of your freedom loving community and rebuild it as a collective society. For these Marxists who are about to take power that’s all they do. Every moment of their existence they spend thinking about how to gain power and dominate, 24/7/365 that’s all they do.
For myself, I don’t see much to disagree with here. What interests me more is how the Executive Branch, the Senate and the Judiciary — and the Republican Party — deal with the situation.
Let’s see how this starts to pan out. In the meantime, I think you all know what to do.
