Well… Bye

Reader Mike L sent me this little news snippet:

Macy’s bosses are forging ahead with store closures as they look to reinvent the 166-year-old retailer.  The troubled department store chain announced in February that it would shut 150 over the next three years – including 55 by the end of 2024.   It will be left with just 350 stores – a far cry from the peak of around 1,100 in 2008. Since then it has been in steady decline.  Macy’s has yet to announce exactly which stores will be affected, but employees are speculating whether their location could be on the chopping block.

…and I don’t care.

I’ve hated those New York bastards with a passion ever since they bought the exquisite Marshall Field’s* in Chicago and turned it into… well, Macy’s.

I hope they all perish.


* probably the best department store in the world during the 1980s and -90s.  Their Rare Books Department alone was worth any four departments in Macy’s.  Unsurprisingly, it was the first department that Macy’s eliminated.

Probably Not

Oh NOES!

Donald Trump will ‘unleash all-out war’ on Keir Starmer if he wins US Presidential race after row over Labour helping out his rival Kamala Harris

Errrr I hate to break it to you Brits, but you’re just not that important.  Trump has bigger things to worry about when he walks back into the Oval Office — e.g. gutting (sadly, not literally) the Department of Justice and its sub-departments (FBI).  “All-out war”?  Prolly not;  he’ll be looking at various Cabinet departments (e.g. Energy, Education and Defense, to name but some) if he wants to go nuclear.

That said, however:  the next time Sir Keir asks us for a favor — e.g. helping Britain hold on to the Falklands — he’ll probably find that DJT has better things to do, e.g. washing his famous hair, so it might take him a while to return the phone call.

Monday Funnies

Let’s continue in the same spirit.  I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:

And seeing it’s the season:

Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy.  So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:

Happy Monday, everyone.