Legs and lemonade on a hot day… how can that be bad? Now on to the news thing, which is:
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...I guess that ISIS flag in the truck was just a coincidence, huh? Assholes.
...well, if you’re going to ban guns, they’ll just use trucks.
Oh, wait:
...well, so much for all those NY gun control laws, huh?
On the topic of gun control:
...thus dodging a bullet, so to speak.
Back to trucks, though:
...LOL and it only killed the would-be mass murderer.
And in Green Automotive News:
...the hits just keep on coming, don’t they?
News from The Little Red Book:
...oh wow, who could have predicted this consequence of wealth envy, property confiscation and higher tax rates?
Speaking of morons:
...yeah, good luck with that, shitforbrains.
...which makes one wonder: why would any law-abiding American want to visit Mexico?
From the Police Blotter:
...sadly, as this happened in Britishland, there will no doubt be prosecutions and imprisonment — unless, of course, the shop staff are of a Protected Species (i.e. Muslim).
And in the wonderful world of 
...I’m just curious whether the two barrels are side-by-side or over & under, so to speak. I think we should be told.
And the view from 
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...I’ve had a soft (okay, hard) spot for this little totty ever since her Veronica Mars days, so why not?
And on that gauzy note, we end this news roundup.
