SOTI*:
…and the devastating comment underneath:
“Too bad it wasn’t torpedoed and sunk at sea with all hands instead.”
*Seen On The Internet or Somewhere On The Internet, mostly used by people (like me) who either forgot where they saw it or couldn’t be arsed to look it up.
A little while ago, two Socialist senators (Mazie Hirono and Kamala Harris) described the Knights of Columbus as an “extremist organization” which would be funny except that the Communist cows really meant it. In response, one of the Grand Poobahs of the K.C. responded with a lovely letter which described their past good works and future activities.
I was particularly struck by this passage:
“We wish to formally invite you all to join us for any social or charitable event. In fact, this February we are doing the Polar Plunge to raise funds for DC Special Olympics. You and anyone you know are more than welcome to join us either jumping in the cold water or sponsoring our team.”
…which prompted me to write a letter to Hizzoner (I’m not Catholic, I don’t know the correct appellations) Patrick O’Boyle which included this request:
Please let me know if both or either of the senators have accepted your kind offer to participate in the Polar Plunge, as I would like to get there early and attach a teeny piece of concrete to those participants’ ankles prior to their immersion.
Hey, the Catholic Church used to dunk witches, didn’t they? As all my Readers know, I’m a great one for old traditions. And tell me these two foul creatures don’t look like they qualify…
In fact, I have it on good authority that Hirono once turned someone into a newt. (Which would explain quite a lot, actually…)
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Let’s just review Trump’s achievements over the past two years, shall we?
Romney’s complaint? “Wah wah wah he isn’t polite enough.”
Fuck you, Romney. We tried doing it your way, you lost, and we got eight fucking years of Obama. Now shut the fuck up, and don’t be an asshole in the Senate, you backstabbing little shit, or your worthless ass will be primaried out of office in the next election. We already have one Susan Collins in the Senate; don’t make it two, or you’ll be out before you can say “WTF just happened?”
Oh FFS:
Meghan has banned Prince Harry from drinking tea and coffee, a royal insider has claimed.
The reformed party animal had already reportedly given up alcohol out of sympathy for pregnant Meghan, but now he’s drinking mineral water instead of caffeine, the Sunday Express reports.
The Duke of Sussex’s new health kick meant he looked fitter and bright-eyed at Sandringham for Christmas – and it hasn’t gone unnoticed by the royal family.
A source told the Express: ‘Considering he’s been a pretty brutal drinker since he was a young teenager, it’s quite an achievement.’
The Duchess of Sussex, 37, has also introduced Harry to yoga and has encouraged him to exercise more, showing him an alternative way to live claims the source.
Prince Harry The Pussywhipped. If the Royal Ginger has any gumption left at all, this is not going to end well. You heard it here first.
From Taki:
“The media in America has become like the E.U.: an enemy of the people, unelected and answering to no one.”