So let’s look at the news, which will also cause you to break wind.
From the Dept. of Health, Nutrition and Religion:
...tastes like shit, is bad for you: just like vegans themselves, I’m told.
Speaking of religions:
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And while we’re on the Jew-Hate train of thought:
...wait: sexual activity? If looking at those Holocaust pics gives you a woody, you need help.
From the Dept. of Education:
...this all started when the courts decided that illegal immigrant children were entitled to free state education.
#DontCare #ReapTheWhirlwind
...Go Huskers! And while we’re there:
...sadly, only in rural areas, where there isn’t too much danger from random assholes. In the city schools, however, where there IS that kind of danger, the schools need to rely on the cops.
#UvaldeAgain
Still with the kiddies:
...but but but…isn’t underage sex illegal! You mean making something illegal doesn’t end the problem?
From the Lawn Order News Desk:
...and of course he will; in 2050, when it’s used against his side.
...at gunpoint, perhaps? I think he just means “run them over”. [/Insty]
#NudgeNudgeWinkWink
And The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© continues apace:
...promises made by government, promises not kept by government. Welcome to the U.S.A.
#CivicsLesson
In the Romance Dept.:
...errrrr no, I think you’ll find it was actually the heroin.
#AutopsyReport
And now for some linkless 
And living in 
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...actually, she’s always been kinda fond of the sparkly dress stuff:
And on that powerfully-erotic note, we end the news.
