Oy. Here’s one to make us all do a desk faceplant:
While an increase in cancer risk has long been linked to smoking, red meat, environmental factors such as pollution and second hand smoke, and lifestyle habits like booze intake and weight, doctors are now looking at ultra processed foods, oral sex and vaping as some of the possible causes.
Any bets as to whether they’ll find what they’re looking for?
Of course they will, because doctors are busybody killjoys who just love telling people how to run their own lives.
Oh, and let’s not forget: