And off we go into Truthsville:
...when you have to rely on Russians for the truth…
...excellent news. Of course, there are some holdouts:
...this all started when NJ instituted “pistol permit” fees; proof that you should never allow Gummint to create a new revenue source because once in, it never goes away and can always be used for their, and not your benefit.
And speaking of anti-gunners:
...you’d think that being married to Mrs. Heinz Ketchup would give Fuckface some security against being a paid agent of the Commies, but I’m guessing China’s sponsorship predates the nuptials.
...as Audi does a Jaguar.
...no doubt a result of the Great Cultural Assimilation Project, but either way:
In Political News:
...a) why do we even listen to anything this asshole says, and b) who is this Katie Britt person?
And speaking of people we should be ignoring:
...somebody explain to me why a “pre-60s world” would be so bad. Nobody? Thought so.
...probably the only truly funny thing this so-called comedienne has said in in the past forty years.
From the Great Anti-Woke Revolution:
...oh, the temerity of voters to oppose the Great And The Good. Also:
...LOL the Wannabe Men slap down the Wannabe Women.
From the Police Files:
...can anyone argue that whatever his sentence, it should include weekly ball-kickings? Nobody? Thought not. And ditto this asshole:
...said ball-kicking to occur while awaiting execution, of course. Oh wait… it’s Britishland. Two-day suspended sentence coming in 3… 2… 1...
And now we have some 
…no, it’s not an example of bad track-laying. The simple addition of the word “fallen” will clarify the matter.
Let’s end with some Hottie News:
...oh yeah, some hemi-centenary Roller Girl action.
And that’s the news roundup for today.
By the way, today’s sponsor is an actual chain which appears to cater to the college crowd If you want four inches of serious action, here’s where you can get it:
