In an email I received from Circuit Of The Americas (COTA):
Eminem and Sting to Perform at the Formula 1 Pirelli* United States Grand Prix
Oh yeah, that’s going to get me to endure traffic jams, endless walks to and from the “remote” (and are they ever) parking lots, probably with copious mud as well, and either rain or blistering sunshine during the race itself, of which I can only see a small portion because F1 seating, and which that little twerp Verstappen is going to win anyway.
And then afterwards, be stuck in a crowd of drunks listening to Eminem’s illiterate doggerel (I’m sorry, I meant “rap music”) and Sting warbling on about Saving The Green Planet / Tantric Yoga Sex With My Wife Trudi / whatever.
Did I mention that all the above is available for only $250 per ticket, excluding parking?
Pass.
And hand me the remote.
*Considering that F1 uses Michelin exclusively for their cars, how did those sneaky Italians get their tires into the act?