Author: Kim du Toit
Gotta Be A Good Thing, Then
Whenever the Left goes all Hair On Fire, that generally means good things are happening. Take this little bit of news, for example:
After it was announced Monday that local businessman and Sinclair Broadcasting Group executive Chairman David Smith had rescued The Sun with plans to revitalize it to a robust status, the left is apoplectic.
Why? Sinclair, the local news behemoth Smith runs, has been accused for years of tilting right. Based on the hissy fits pitched by the AP, the Baltimore Banner (an online site started after the Alden purchase), CNN, The New York Times, and The Washington Post, it seems like journalists would rather the paper die all together than be run by someone who’s not a leftist.
Well, duh; if the Left can’t control something, they try to destroy it (see: Donald Trump).
And if, Lenin forbid, that change may tend towards conservatism, the screaming will ratchet up exponentially.
And so it happened in this case.
CNN reacted the way you’d expect. Oliver Darcy, their deranged liberal media hall monitor, whined in his media newsletter that it’s a “deal that has set off alarm bells” since Smith’s local stations around the country “has previously inserted right-wing editorial segments into its local news broadcasts.”
Writing on Threads and X, NPR media writer and former Sun reporter David Folkenflik huffed that “Smith was dismissive of the Sun’s journalism” and “deflected questions about his own political activities.”
He also seethed that “Smith has been a major funder of GOP candidates; more recently he has funded far-right outfits like Project Veritas and Turning Point USA & financed local ballot initiatives.”
Folkenflik made sure to take a swipe at Sinclair stations: “Sinclair…has pulled the news coverage and commentaries on those stations markedly to the right, ultimately becoming quite supportive of Trump.”
Oh noes… I see the End Of Democracy all over this one. That, or the End Of Civilization As We Know It.
Who knows? The Sun may even turn out to be a decent newspaper.
Either Is Good
Had to laugh at Chris Muir’s little running fantasy of his pet Texas county holding off the invaders from the south:
Drive, drop… whatever.
News Roundup
And believe it or not, ladies: it’s the truth. Unless, of course, she’s so worn out by all the work that she comes after him with a cleaver when he just asks her to make him a sammich.
In Military News:
...wait: you mean that young White men are actually wanted in today’s Army?
From the Dept. of Health:
…
...wait: don’t they want us to start eating bugs?
Things Political:
...and even fewer people care what you think about Rand Paul, you RINO loser.
And in ShowBiz News:
...key word: died. What’s next: a mass pee-in on his grave? Can you assholes leave the fucking guy alone, now that he’s beyond “manipulating” anyone?
In GlueBall Jewhate News:
...because their Arab terrorist compadres hate Israel. There: saved y’all the trouble of following the link. And speaking of terrorsymp shitheads:
...food for thought, fuckwit: Jews aren’t going to be setting off bombs in your mosque — although if they behaved like your terrorist buddies, they would.
In Global City News:
...keyword: Birmingham, UK.
...keyword: see above.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...I think the death penalty — wait, it was a female teacher? Never mind.
...keep maintaining, sweetie. Ain’t gonna help.
...you wouldn’t think so if you shopped at Amazon, where it seems that every single fucking item is “Made in China”.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...and trust me, you don’t want to see the link.
Finally, a little stroll down
...wait, Demi is now a GILF?
Ho yuss, as a quick look at some 2023-era pics will show:
At 61, very GILFy, my son.
I think we’ve (un)covered enough news for today.
Caption Competition #315
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