…but “fuck off and die” no.
I refer here, of course, to this push to make us all give up our regular gasoline-powered cars and replace them with fucking Duracell* vehicles.
Here’s one tale of woe.
And here’s the problematic infrastructure.
So fuck ’em.
Come to think of it, we could always switch to horses, except that those assholes at Peta will probably throw a hissy about that too.
I think I need to go to the range (he said, apropos of nothing). Those guns aren’t going to shoot all by themselves, you know.
*And I mean no disrespect towards Duracell, who make excellent batteries. I’m just not going to use them to power my car.