Could the news possibly be any worse, I ask? I report; you decide.
...given some of the rulings I’ve seen recently, I think they’ve been doing that for years. Key word: Britishland. Also, see next item:
...’nuff said.
From the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...subject to the delays caused by the usual EPA “checks”, by which time everyone in the state will have died of cold already. And: Illinois?
In Business Medicine News:
...more like YAY! YAY! YAY! but whatever.
From the Department of Corrections:
...giving a whole new meaning to the term “prison screw”.
...must have found Epstein’s client list. Also:
And in the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
…
...just execute the little bitch and make her a martyr for Allah.
And speaking of martyrs:
...I guess Jahweh is mightier than Allah? We atheists get confused.
In Lawn Order News:
...as well they should. But I was told there would be landmines...
...key word: Oregon.
...better late than never. Keyword: Scotland.
And in Election News:
...and pretty much every year. Key name: Wrong Way McDaniel.
In other Entertainment News:
...faked it that long, eh? Good practice for when you’re married.
...we all knew that, hun.
In the blessedly-link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...okay, I’ve always had the hots for this little ginger shrimp, even though a) Australian and b) terrible taste in husbands.
And that’s all the news fit to worry about.
