And what better target for your new Remington than:
Still on the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© front:
...wait, what? You mean we’ve been lied to all this time?
And in the Great Cultural Assimilation News:
...after all, it’s an acceptable dating tactic back home.
...”Lemme at that infidel poontang!”
In Glueball Jihate News:
...one hopes that this activity catches on and becomes a worldwide trend.
...using gravity and natural resources to solve a problem; what’s not to like?
In Travel News:
...considering that I wouldn’t live in any of them for free, this is no big deal.
...but over half of all Frenchmen just shrugged when Putin invaded Ukraine. That karma thing again...
...but as I recall, the guy who originated the crown thing didn’t get paid millions for his gig.
In INSIGNIFICA:
. ...Captain Obvious strikes again!
...yeah, whatever. Here’s a retrospective of Miss Crazier-Than-A-Sackful-Of-Angry-Cats:
And my favorite pic of her, for all sorts of reasons:
And that’s the news, gawd help us.