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Author: Kim du Toit
Today’s Earworm
It is the sweetest thing.
Cleaning Out The Garbage
I see that the NYPD finally came to the city’s rescue and started arresting the fuzzies at the Columbia campus.
My only problem is that the arrests were probably made with 2024-style decorum, i.e. not featuring the “batons, tear gas and dogs” methodology of the early 1960s. Especially the dogs:
Man, I miss those days…
Professional Agitators
Paid ‘Professional Agitators’ Are Fomenting Violence on America’s Campuses
…leading to the question: so who is doing the paying? Silly rabbits:
George Soros-Connected Groups Paying for Antisemitic Campus Protests, Calling for Revolution
…which in turn leads to my question: Why hasn’t this old fucking Nazi’s U.S. citizenship been revoked yet?
Our Northern Neighbor
Canadian Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre was booted from the House of Commons for the day on Tuesday after a heated exchange where he refused the House Speaker’s request that he remove from the record his comment calling Prime Minister Justin Trudeau a “wacko” and “extremist.”
So much for that “parliamentary privilege” thing in Fidel Trudeau’s Canukistan, eh?
Firstly, under parliamentary privilege, the House Speaker can only “deplore” or “censure” scurrilous language — expulsion for expressing an opinion is strictly disallowed in a parliamentary setting — and secondly, even without parliamentary rule, it’s an abridgement of the politician’s freedom of speech. (I know, I know: foolish Kim for believing that such things still exist.)
I guess none of that applies anymore in Castro Country.
Another Lone Asshole
From a while back, this bitter meme:
“If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?”
…and of course, privately-owned guns being banned in formerly-Great Britain, some scrote did exactly that.
Sadly, he was only Tasered and arrested as opposed to being summarily shot by the Britcops:
…they being the only ones allowed to have guns, begging the question: “What’s the point of giving the cops guns when they’re not going to use them appropriately?”
Oh, wait: the rozzers who showed up didn’t have guns, nor even the proper gear to deal with said asshole.
Next up: a sword ban, followed by large kitchen knives, followed by any pointy- or bladed objects, then cricket/baseball bats… and following the thing to its logical absurdity, a ban on clenching a hand into a fist.
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