Author: Kim du Toit

Fun And Games, Africa Style

Africa

To the surprise of absolutely no African nor anyone who knows anything at all about the Dark Continent, this happened in the Congo — a.k.a. the Balkans of Africa:

Hundreds of women were raped and then burnt alive after Rwandan-backed rebels sparked chaos by storming into the Congolese city of Goma, it has emerged.

The atrocity took place during a mass jail break from the Munzenze jail last week, as M23 fighters clashed with the Congolese army during deadly gun battles. 

According to the UN, female inmates were butchered in their wing in the notoriously overcrowded prison after men forced their way in and went on a rampage. 

In this latest round of inter-tribal warfare, I understand that many UN peacekeeping troops were also killed.  Now as much as I detest the United Nations as an organization, it seems to me that the UN should, finally, admit defeat when it comes to les affaires d’Afrique, and get the hell out of the way so that these assholes can carry on slaughtering each other until the last one standing kills himself.

Letting Africa sink, to coin a phrase.

Needless to say, it’s absolutely no place for the U.S. to get involved, whether financially or (gawd forbid) militarily.

Simple Solution

House & Home

Apparently these miserable folks are having their lives ruined by a bunch of pigs:

A group of rogue pigs have been causing chaos in a quiet village for months, according to locals, by digging up gardens and causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.

The animals have been raiding properties after escaping from a nearby farm. 

Although they are regularly rounded up and returned, the escapes keep happening — with more members of the intrepid herd breaking out and heading for the gardens.

Of course, there’s a simple answer to this pressing problem:

or even:

But wait… I forgot that this is Britishland, where this kind of remedy is apparently frowned upon, and pigs are more important than private property.

And if the above pictures didn’t make you drool, we can’t be friends.

Random Totty

Gratuitous Chick Pics

Last week we looked at some redheaded Irish totty;  well, here’s another one, Rachel Tucker:

She’s better known as a singer, apparently (just not by me):

…and all in all, talented and lovely and redheaded.  And there you have it.

Consorting With The Devil

Africa, Trumpism

I’ve written before that it should be no surprise that South Africa’s ANC government is always going to align itself with evil countries and terrorist organizations, because the ANC itself is at heart a terrorist organization and always has been (especially when its leader, the sainted Nelson Mandela, was in prison for terrorist activities).

So the news about the ANC government legalizing property seizure (from Whites, duh) is very definitely par for the course.

However, in this case, the ANC has discovered (probably to their complete shock and surprise) that such evil actions may have consequences that may not be to their liking or advantage:

President Donald Trump announced Sunday that he is suspending all U.S. aid to South Africa after the latter passed a law on land expropriation, which many fear could lead to Zimbabwe-style seizures of land owned by white citizens.

…to which our only response should be:

More like this please, Yer Trumpness.