After the last two chapters in this series (Part 1 and Part 2) I can already hear the rumblings:
“Okay Kim, enough blathering on about overpriced old cars that will massively deplete your lottery winnings, and end up spending more time in the shop than in your garage. What four cars would you pick if you could only buy a 2024/25 model?”
Actually, it’s not a difficult question. Here they are, with a few words of explanation for each, and to make life simpler I’m not going to go into the luxury/supercar category because very few of them actually get me going. Each of these are cars that just about anyone could buy with just a small lottery win, or even a large performance bonus.
Acura Integra Type S
It’s the adult version of the Honda Civic R; same 300+hp engine, stick shift (!!!!) but with a little more luxury and a more comfortable ride. And Honda reliability. What’s not to like?
Mazda MX-5 Miata RF
Everyone’s favorite sports car. This one is for New Wife, who still misses her old MGB GT dreadfully. Also note the stick shift (!!!!) which means I wouldn’t mind driving it too… and having this means I wouldn’t be tempted into a Porsche Boxster or Cayman ($$$$). Less than half the price (and running costs) of a Porker, and pretty much the same amount of fun. Perfect.
Mercedes GLA 250 AWD
Call this my “guns ‘n groceries” car. Basically, it’s a classier version of a VW Golf (interior dimensions are amazingly similar), but it’s a Merc. Sadly, it’s not available with a stick shift [boo hiss] but I can slum it, I guess. New Wife would be driving it more than I would, anyway
Toyota Tacoma TRD
New Wife has absolutely forbidden me to get a truck, any truck, ever. But I bet she wouldn’t mind me having one to fetch mulch for her rose garden at that new mansion instead of smelling up her Merc. Also, from my perspective, it’s pretty much a Hi-Lux, FFS, and it has a stick shift (!!!!). And if the things are good enough for a Somali warlord…
…feel free to guess where I’m going with this line of thought.
Putting together this last list was more fun than I thought it would be. As any fule kno, I frigging hate modern cars with a passion, but given all my preconditions (stick shift etc.), I think the above may well be the best of the bunch. (I love the fact that of all of them, the Acura is the only one that does not come with an automatic option.)
Feel free, as always, to take issue with me in Comments.