“Dear POTUS”

Dear President Trump:

As much as I enjoy watching you shrink the federal government, make English the official language of the United States, and strive to help the American people escape the ravenous fangs of the Internal Revenue Service, there are a couple of things you’re also doing which are starting to get up my nose.

Greenland.  Stop talking about annexing Greenland, or colonizing Greenland, or any of that nonsense.  If Greenland is that important to our national security — and I’m willing to accept your arguments in that assertion — then negotiate with Greenland/Denmark/whoever to build a series of military bases there.  They don’t have to be an actual state for this — we didn’t make Germany a state when we were faced with the USSR problem in post-WWII Europe, after all, we just put military bases Over There.  It worked then, and it would work as well with the CCP problem now.

Canada.  It may have been fun to bust Trudeau’s (minuscule) balls about making Canada the 51st state, but that schtick is just getting tiresome.  The plain fact is that while some citizens of Alberta or Saskatchewan may love to be part of the U.S., trying to get Ontario to assimilate would be damn-near impossible because they’re a bunch of screaming socialists, and we have enough of those in California and the Pacific NW already.  Let’s not even start talking about those Francophone morons in Quebec, who insist on the rest of Canada being bilingual — and would probably resist, with violence — any attempts to suppress the French language in government.  The hell with them:  they’re not worth the hassle, and that applies equally to the rest of Canada, especially the “First Nations” scam artists.

Your constant chatter about this silliness is getting counter-productive.  Don’t forget that you were NOT elected to make us a fifty-two state nation;  your electoral mandate is to end socialism in the existing fifty, to get government off our backs, to end the DEI foulness and to Make America Great Again.

America will not become greater by grabbing Canada and Greenland — in fact, the reverse is more likely — so quit talking about it, and don’t even think about doing it.

Respectfully, from one of your most ardent supporters,

Please Go

I love capitalism.  Why?  No sooner had the ink dried on the fraudulent-but-ultimately pointless counterfeit ballots in Pennsylvania. Michigan etc. when (courtesy of Reader Mike L.) I learned that the Smart Marketing Guys got going:

US cruise company offering four-year escape during Trump presidency

A Florida-based cruise company is offering disgruntled US voters the chance to escape by traveling the world during Donald Trump’s upcoming four years in office.

Villa Vie Residences has capitalized on the election results by offering Americans a four-year escape – the length of a presidential term – starting at around $160,000 per person, taking guests to more than 425 ports in 140 countries. [more details at the link]

My only requirement is that the trip is non-refundable after the ship has left port — in other words, if the travelers are suddenly overcome with buyer’s regret or whatever, they don’t get any money back, and they have to make their own way home from whatever country they happen to be in.

And if the poor regretful souls, having spent all their savings on this 4-year escape, are unable to afford the cost of a flight back to the U.S., I’m sure some private transport company will be only too willing to step up to the plate and help them get out of wherever they are for the return trip…

…if you see what I mean.

Monday Funnies

But first, our weekly update:

And going back to creatures of the forest:

 

And to end this silliness off, a few pictures of questionable taste:

I mean, I wouldn’t want to break with tradition now, would I?

Be off with you.

Classic Beauty: Lauren Bacall

Was there ever a sexier woman than Lauren Bacall?  I mean, that immortal scene in To Have And Have Not  with Bogart — he never stood a chance, did he? — is all the more incredible when you realize that she played that sex-drenched role at age nineteen, and was yet totally believable.

(In real life, at age 17, she’d already been bonking a classmate at acting school, one Issur Danielovitch.)

You can read the back story of her sexy, sultry voice and “The Look” over here.

But right here:

Lauren Bacall, 1957 by Yousuf Karsh

And for those of you who just have to see things in color:

And when she wasn’t being all sexy ‘n sultry ‘n stuff, she was still gorgeous:

Good grief, Betty.

Blarney

This little rant may well piss off a few people, but I don’t care because it’s long overdue.

I hate the Irish.

Now let me get a couple things out of the way before I go any further.  I don’t hate Irish people in the same way as some people hate Jews, for example.  In fact, the few actual Irish people I have met, I love and find wonderful.

And by “Irish”, I’m not including people named Shaughnessy whose ancestors came over to the United States to escape the Potato Famine of the 19th century.  In other words, I don’t dislike Irish-Americans to any greater or lesser degree than anyone else:  each individual is judged on their merits.  (That I find most people irritating anyway is a topic for another time.)

Nope:  I’m talking about Ireland — or “Eire”, as they call it, with that irritating spelling affectation of throwing too many vowels into a simple word.  Here’s why.

They’re a bunch of fucking Communists.

I don’t know how many people reading this are acquainted with the political stance of the Irish Republican Army (IRA) or its political face Sinn Fein (“shin fen”)*, but I took the time to study it many years ago, and it’s essentially Das Kapital  with a Gaelic accent.  Don’t get fooled by all that “One Ireland” blather they put out about reunification of the island under one flag;  that’s just the maskirovka  to disguise the IRA’s real intentions for the Irish state:  pure cold-blooded totalitarianism of the Stalinist ilk.

Here’s a recent post about that, describing the political stance of the current asshole running Ireland:

  • Tried to impose hate speech laws. 
  • Made Irish people second class citizens under law by introducing hate crime laws. 
  • Flooded Ireland with immigrants. 
  • Admitted breaking the economy in 2008. 
  • Doesn’t believe in Irish sovereignty. 
  • Imposed the longest lockdown in the EU. 
  • Activated nationwide digital surveillance of the entire population, which remains ongoing.

Remember, this asshole and his political party were elected to power by the Irish electorate, and there’s no evidence to suggest that they’ll be tossed out of power anytime soon either.

In addition to all the above, let’s not forget that the Irish have a long record of anti-Semitism — it’s as ingrained as Catholicism — and it’s reached its apogee with their current support of Hamas.  As Simon Sebag-Montefiore puts it:

The Irish government has become the most active and noisy critic of the Jewish state in the entire Western world. It is much more hostile than much of the Arab world itself.

And on case you think that the Irish government is not representative of the people of Ireland, allow me to disagree:

A survey in June by the news site The Journal found that 76 percent of Irish people believed the EU should impose economic trade sanctions on Israel over the conflict.  Protesters at rallies in Dublin told AFP they feel empathy with Palestinians due to Ireland’s centuries-long history resisting British rule.

Oh sure:  “We’re all victims of colonialism!” is the standard trope of neo-socialist Third World nations everywhere.  It is precisely the same reason why South Africa (also run by a bunch of “former” terrorists) supports Hamas.

As far as I’m concerned, however, this anti-Semitism is just another reason for me to dislike the Irish.

In that wonderful movie The Commitments, one of the characters excuses the Irish band’s playing of R&B music with the statement:  “Why shouldn’t we play Black music?  The Irish are the niggers of Europe!”

I hate to break it to you, Paddy, but if you are the niggers of Europe, it’s because you created that situation for yourselves (unlike, say, South African Blacks who were oppressed simply for the color of their skin).  Why else the “no dogs or Irish”  signs in places like Boston and New York during the mass immigration waves of the Victorian era?

And can anyone find justification for Catholic/Protestant sectarian strife in Ireland?  That’s even more inexplicable than the Muslim/Jewish violence — or maybe it’s the same;  I find it difficult to understand people who might actually get violent over what is to me the same as the Coke/Pepsi animosity (essentially the same stuff, just different packaging).

The fact of the matter is that the Irish are basically a thoroughly unpleasant lot, and all the “Kiss me I’m Irish” / St. Patrick’s Day / “luck of the Irish”-type propaganda is pure blarney — or to give it its real name, bullshit.

By the way, speaking of St. Patrick’s Day, the aforementioned saint didn’t drive snakes out of Ireland for the simple reason that there never were any snakes in Ireland to begin with.  Just another piece of Irish bullshit, like four-leaf clovers being a lucky charm.

Finally, let me go on record as saying that Guinness is horrible-tasting sludge, Bushmills / Jameson whiskies are just cheap derivations of Scotch, soda bread tastes like cardboard and Irish stew is an oily abomination which should be avoided at all costs.  Don’t even get me started on boiled corned beef and cabbage.

And I’m sure the country itself is beautiful, as long as you don’t mind the constant chill, wind and rain.


*The IRA/Sinn Fein combination is best illustrated by a comparison to the Hamas/CAIR relationship:  the first is a bunch of murderous assholes, and the second is the “public face” of the same murderous assholes.

Random Totty

I see that  wannabe  never-was celebrity Bai Ling is going to be indiscreet:

“I just feel at this stage of my life, it’s about time to tell these fascinating stories about those men everybody knows.” [the washed-up 54-year-old actress explained]

Mind you, she’s never been known for her discretion, playing on that (inexplicable) American male “Asian fantasy chick” fetish forever.

And she’s always been the Queen Of The “Accidental Nip-Slip”:

And as for the full monty:

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