I’m not quite sure that this is a genuine ad — but then again, as a lifelong non-smoker how would I know? But here’s the REAL (ahem) news:
...which makes me wonder: are elephants at risk today?
In a Religion Of Peace update:
...too bad the lesbos weren’t packing heat, so to speak. I don’t approve of Muzzie assholes getting all aggro, but I do approve of their would-be victims shooting them all dead.
Still in Muzzieland:
...and I think the TurkGov should immediately ban cooking gas in all restaurants.
#GunControlArgument
In Education News:
...the old “low-hanging fruit” approach to molesting.
...and will be mocked for the rest of his time in jail by the other bad guys.
From the Dept. of Health & Wokery:
…
And speaking of wokery:
...for the benefit of my Murkin Readers, I should point out that NatWest is a fucking bank.
In U.S. Election News:
...and for the benefit of my Furrin Readers. I should point out that in this instance, “Coons” is a politician and not an ethnic group. Glad we got that straightened out.
Now let’s swim in the link-free waters of 
...okay, I may have misread the headline for this one. [/Old Fart Excuse]
And as we sidle down 
:
...cant’s understand all the fuss; it’s not like Susan Sarandon’s little girl has never shown off said appendages before:
…and here’s the oh-so-offensive wedding dress:
I think it’s quite pretty.
And that’s all the news fit to hang out.
