In keeping with the times, I thought I’d just share my preparations for the Black Swan / End Times / Kamala election victory [some overlap] :
Of course, there may be a substitution or two…
Author: Kim du Toit
Monday Funnies
Some more on the topic of red:
And the same model:
And one last redhead:
And in the same vein:
Now get out there, and prepare to lose your soul.
Classic Beauty: Capucine
Okay, I’m going to come right out and admit that I have had a love affair with the exquisite French actress and model Capucine ever since I saw first saw her in The Pink Panther. Why?
Well, apart from her beauty, it was her glamor, elegance, grace and did I say beauty? I mean, how much more does one need to worship a woman?
She was once called “the French Grace Kelly”, but I prefer those smoldering French features over the ice-blonde Kelly any day of the week.
Go ahead: argue with me, I dare you.
Destination Choice
You enter a competition for an all-expenses-paid Two-Week Dream Vacation, and you win. You have to pick your location from the pics provided:
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Pick which ONE you’d choose. Answers in Comments.
News Roundup
I’m so old I can even remember that horrible shit. (The toothpaste, not the women.)
And speaking of unspeakable women:
...methinks you need to go easy on that breakfast wine, Nancy.
In Election News:
...I was hoping she’d pick ILGov Fatboi Pritzker, just for the comedy value. But this Minnesoduh Commie will do just as well.
...somebody remind me again: by how much was Hillary Clinton leading Trump at this point in 2016?
From mostly-peaceful Britishland:
...yeah, good luck with that. Ask the Aussies how that worked out for them.
...but those anti-Israeli “From the river to the sea” rioters? Anyone been jailed for those yet? Asking for a friend.
And in Health News:
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From the Africa Wins Again news desk:
...key statement: “Some equipment from Air Base 201 was shipped out, such as weaponry, but other equipment was left behind.” Of course it was. We have so much shit we can just throw it away.
...and in an email Reader Mike S. asks, quite reasonably: “What fucking moron builds a resort hotel in Somalia?”
From the Dept of Education:
...pedo orgs have a hierachy? Who knew? Also: this time it’s not a female teacher. Amazing.
In Showbiz News:
...well, at least he’s half-right, which in Hollywood isn’t bad. Of course, to them he’s half-right, too — just not on which one.
And in the obligatory EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! section:
...Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©: is there anything it CAN’T do?
And now your favorite section, that of link-free 
...wives? and: 
…WTF is a “situationship”?
...not going to go there — unless, of course, she’s got Jeffrey Epstein’s client list.
...well now, let’s take a look at this alleged miscreant:
If she’s Colombian, why is she holding up a Swedish flag? Nemmind:
And that can wash that news right out of our hair.
Quelle Surprise
Here’s one little story that shouldn’t really surprise anybody, but apparently it has.
This man went to a Kamala event wearing a Trump shirt, and a Trump event wearing a Kamala shirt. The difference in how he was treated was stunning.
Look, the Left (especially in the Western hemisphere) has always been characterized by its boorish (and often dangerous) behavior when it comes to dealing with people who don’t share their loony little vision of a perfect world.
Of course, that boorishness extends to “Establishment” institutions as well. I remember Brando’s immortal line from On The Waterfront The Wild One where he is asked just what, exactly, he has got against the Establishment (or, in the modern idiom, the belittling term “normies”). His snarled answer of “What have you got?” typifies the attitude.
“Whatever we want is great and wonderful; opposition to that — no matter how well-founded or realistic — is not only wrong, but evil.”
Hence the vituperative reaction of Lefties to a Trump t-shirt at one of their rallies.
Conservatives, on the other hand, tend to be a lot more tolerant, even accommodating in the opposite scenario, which is probably one reason why the Left has been able to extend and indeed entrench its various little substitutions: free love for morality, intolerance for opposition, and so on.
Taking just one comparison: when the Left — in the shape of the loathsome Jerry Rubin, Tom Hayden and Abbie Hoffman and their cohorts — took over college campuses in the late 1960s and the decades which followed, conservatives allowed them to occupy campus administration buildings in the name of “Free Speech!”, only evicting them when their behavior became too extreme to bear. Of course, that takeover had dolorous consequences, because those Leftists and their philosophical progeny took over campuses really took over universities and entrenched their foul little political philosophy by becoming lecturers and administrators. (One has only to look at what the Ivy League colleges have become to see exactly how rotten this takeover has made them.)
Now, of course, as the Left occupies most of academia and the media, not to mention popular culture, any opposition to them is not treated with the same respect as they were accorded, but with feral hostility. (One has only to see the reaction of the Left when Elon Musk turned Twitter from a Leftist organ into something more open-platformed to find evidence of such.)
One would expect such hostility from younger people, because young people are often passionate about their beliefs (even when, as is often the case, when they are demonstrably wrong). But if there’s one unifying characteristic of the modern Left, it’s that even their older adherents are similarly intolerant, and often as violent.
The comments to the above post are quite telling, and mostly reveal the stark differences between conservatives and the Left, e.g.:
You see, we make jokes about tossing Lefties from helicopters (thank you, General Pinochet); but the Left is the side which actually has the death squads, mass executions, gulags and “re-education camps”.
And if you think that such an outcome is impossible in the United States, you’re as delusional as they are.