Author: Kim du Toit

AWOL

Politics

It’s bad enough that FJB was a drooling idiot for what seems like his entire presidency, but when it’s one of our Texas gals… WTF is going on in Washington?

Rep. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman to represent a Texas district in the U.S. House of Representatives, has been found in a nursing home that specializes in memory care after having been missing from Congress for about six months.

Granger, 81, who was first elected to the House in 1996, and before that was the mayor of Fort Worth, has not cast a vote in Washington since July. Her absence had generated concern in her district, which is the Dallas-Ft. Worth metropolitan area, according to the New York Post.

She was found when a reporter at The Dallas Express got a tip that she had been staying at a memory care facility after being found wandering through her neighborhood while seemingly lost and confused.

FFS, and we could have elected someone errr fresher toot sweet if we’d learned about this back in July…

Somebody in the Republican party — Texas or Washington D.C. — needs to get their ass severely kicked, and it’s not Kay Granger.

News Roundup

Bad News

 

As it’s Christmas Eve, our Roundup is going to be extra-special silly today.  Some of it may even be true.


...wait;  you mean this isn’t how everybody does Christmas dinner?


…we know.  It falls off / grows closed, and you turn into an incel mass murderer.  Next:

From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:


...sorry, this just made me giggle.  As did this one:


...talk about taking your hobby too seriously.  But even better:


...what cynics might call “a good start”.

From the Police Blotter:


...here’s a thought:  if we do free “Luigi’, can we jail all the protesters for life instead?  It’s only fair.


...anyone giving odds that the car was stolen?  What, nobody?


...keywords:  New York City and illegal immigrant.


...first:  he isn’t a “Brit”, he’s Irish.  But I love his defense: The man admitted he was aware of the body but hadn’t reported it to the police because he claimed he “didn’t know she was dead; he just thought she was English”.


...was this naughty?  Nice?  I report, you decide.
All together now:
♫ ♪ ♫ Oh Come All Ye Faithful ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

As for tarts who do unspeakable things, we have this from the Dept. of Education:


...on the bright side, it was the wife and not the cop husband sending the wankpix to the boy.

From the Dept Of Tourism:


...oh, please.  What an amateur.

And in the usual trash known as 

…♫ ♪ ♫ Oh Come All Ye Faithless ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

And from her condo in :


…I dunno, I’d always be reminded that she was once “Property Of Dennis Rodman”.  But anyway:

And that’s the news.  Time to go Christmas shopping…

One Of Two

Gratuitous Chick Pics

I have written before of my confusion between UK TV totties Kate Silverton and Natasha Kaplinsky, and I see that the latter has just “astounded” people by the fact that at her recent 52nd birthday, she seems not to have aged one bit.  So below are some examples of Natasha taken over the years, and you can form your own opinion.


I do believe that under the dictionary heading of “yummy mummy” you’ll find her picture.

Bad Dads, BAD Dads

Anti-Gun Nannies

Apparently, CNN (who?  I dunno, never heard of them either) seems to have a problem with Dads buying their kids guns for Christmas:

CNN began the article with a story of an Oregon dad, Paul Kemp, who bought a hunting rifle for his son, Nathan, when he turned 16 years old. Nathan had been hunting with his dad since he was 7 years old.

CNN then stated, “Parents looking to purchase a firearm for their child for the holidays have to balance their hopes for the gift with the risks that come with such a purchase, such as an accidental shooting, suicide or the gun being used in a crime.”

In an attempt to bolster their position, CNN said, “For example, the teenage school shooting suspects in Oxford, Michigan, and Winder, Georgia, allegedly used firearms they had received as Christmas gifts from their parents, and those parents have faced criminal charges.”

I don’t want to get into dueling statistics here, but I just wonder how many deaths have been caused by teenagers getting into road accidents with cars given them by their parents?

Never mind;  giving guns to our kids for Christmas is a tradition that goes back generations, as these few ads prove:

Of course, as the Left hates the very concepts of both tradition and the family with a passion, these would be seen as pure evil.

Me, I just wish we could see more of them, updated for today’s market.

And I absolutely love this one:

…because as any fule kno, every man should have owned at least one Mauser in his lifetime.