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And speaking of German carmakers:


...all together now:  “You had ONE job!”

From the Dept. of Deportation:


...gotta start somewhere, right?


...keywords: honor killing.

From the Police Blotter:


...[cue Elvis voice]  ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Viva Las Vegas! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪


...let’s all congratulate the Britcops for having eliminated all other crime, so they can now go after the haters.

From the Dept. of Education:


...”multiple students” — what we could call a “high-achieving” molester.


...no they aren’t.  It’s during Democrat/Gun Control presidencies when the NRA gets their biggest bump in fundraising.

News in general:


...lessee:  import hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Christian suffer hate crimes.  Cause, meet effect.  Note that “anti-Christian hate crimes” are non-existent in Poland, which doesn’t allow Muslim immigration, but that’s because the Polish govt is raycisss.


...when you give up control of your life to Skynet, just don’t be surprised when Skynet fucks you in the ass.


...strong words of praise, that is.  Also, keyword left out of headline: Taylor Swift’s Versace outfit.


...at least they were a male and a female soldier, which in today’s world is probably a win.


...and using DuckDuckGo, it’s #1.

In this week’s 

           

...keyword: California.

And finally, a little stroll down as we contemplate an earlier Pirelli calendar:

…when everything’s so black and white, it’s easy.

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...hope you stay there, you miserable Commiesymp fuckers.

And speaking of aphrodisiacs:


...following the example of their founder, no doubt.


Silly Jews, thinking they’d be safe in Amsterdam.  Speaking of stereotypes:


Introducing our latest feature department:


...it’s just too bad it wasn’t by hanging.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...wait till they start machine-gunning the rafts.


...Africa wins again.



...those damn Swiss raaayyyciss.


Let’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!!


...as noted by Insty.  Also:


...and my simple solution:

In Furrin News:


...yeah, okay.  Wave to the millions of CCTV cameras, wear a miniskirt in Bradford, enjoy those 24-hour waits in the A&E/ER rooms and just don’t post anything “anti-social” or “hateful” on the Internet.  Same topic:


...coming soon to a Blue State near you.

Great Moments In Marketing:


...an easy mistake to make, if yer a perv.

In Entertainment News:


...keyword:  Manchester.  And to the surprise of no one, here’s the “BBC star”:

And in link-free pic-free 

...and even if I used her real name, you still wouldn’t know who she is.

...said tape probably applied by her bedtime companion.

And in the ultimate news summary, where one picture really is worth more than 1,000 words:

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…because you just never know when your lady is going to need a black rifle, right?

But in Global Jew-Hate News:


...or maybe just shoot them dead on the spot.  Too extreme?


...who cares?  He’s just the new top of the IDF Hit List anyway.

In the latest Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:


…wait, I thought “climate change” was a bad thing.  Did I miss the memo?


...but seeing as this started over three hundred years ago (before SUVs), can this really be because of that same anthropomorphic “climate change”?

In related news:


...oops.  But the best part is that the fire station didn’t have a fire alarm because “it wouldn’t be necessary”.


...nice to see that the Frogs have so much spare cash lying around.  And on the topic of Too Much Money:


...because Microsoft is way behind in the AI technology war.  If they were ahead, he’d be saying that AI would be the salvation of Mankind.

From the Dept. of Education:


...hey, at least she was banging her boss and not a student.  Unlike this next slut:


...good thing there’s DNA testing, otherwise all twelve would be part of the “Guess The Daddy” game.  And on the topic of illicit sex:


...keyword:  Australia.

Some Totally Silly News:


...Hollywood wasn’t liberal enough?


...but at least they looked good when their lifeless bodies were pulled from the water, right?

And now in link-free and picture-free 

   

...ummm Leo, dude:  that’s not exactly “Grab A Granny” now, is it?

And one more time down  :


...welcome back, darlin’.  It’s been too long.

Now let’s get ready for the next news cycle…

Bad Moon Rising

I saw this meme over at Sarah’s:

Think it may be far-fetched?  Then read this piece by John Davidson:

The outlandish hit piece on Donald Trump published this week by Jeffery Goldberg at The Atlantic, which was immediately denied on the record by all the people who were in the room with Trump, isn’t just a shoddy smear that would never have passed muster in a newsroom 20 years ago.

It’s more than that. It’s part of a larger psy-op to justify mass post-election violence if Trump wins in November, to signal activists to reject the results of the election, to divide the military, and to coax an insurgency out of the radical left-wing base of the Democratic Party and unleash it on American cities.

Vice President Kamala Harris’ shocking remarks Wednesday on the steps of the Naval Observatory should be understood in this light. Citing comments quoted in The Atlantic from former Trump chief of staff John Kelly, Harris explicitly compared Trump to Hitler and claimed that if elected he will rule as a dictator and unleash the military on his domestic political opponents.

“He does not want a military that is loyal to the United States Constitution, he wants a military that is loyal to him,” she said. “He wants a military that is loyal to him personally. One that will obey his orders even when he tells them to break the law or abandon their oath to the Constitution of the United States.”

Harris went on to call Trump a fascist, claim he would be a dictator on day one, and repeat a line she’s been using often lately, that Trump will use the military to go after American citizens, using it as “his personal militia to carry out his personal and political vendettas.” She closed by saying Trump is “increasing unhinged and unstable” and that he “wants unchecked power.”

This is not just the normal heated rhetoric that comes out in the final weeks of a close presidential election. This is something else. It is at least a tacit call for violent resistance, for insurrection, and even for a third assassination attempt against Trump.

It’s hard to overstate how reckless and dangerous this is two weeks before an election that Harris appears to be losing. Having staked out this rhetorical ground, what is she supposed to say if she loses the election? How is she supposed to concede? Will she come out and say, “Sorry everyone we tried hard to save America but now you must all live peacefully under the new Hitler?”

She’s not going to say that. She can’t now. She’s going to call for resistance. “Patriotic resistance,” she might call it, but it will be coded as a call for street violence or worse. After all, you don’t just accept a Hitler-like, fascist regime. You fight it any way you can.

So… should we buy into this?  (By “we”, of course, I mean we conservatives.)

Here’s the thing.  When the riots begin after Election Day, which is what Davidson says will be more than likely, but inevitable, what happens then?

Or if nothing happens — Harris probably doesn’t have the balls to call for patriotic resistance, or any other kind of resistance, and if there’s one thing we all know, it’s that the stupid bitch can’t do the right thing, even the right thing as defined by the extreme Left — if nothing happens and all we get is the usual angry marches and looting, BLM-style:  well, we’ve been there, done that and yeah, whatever.

What I do worry about is that during the November-December interregnum  the Left will go after Trump and Vance with actual hit squads (organized perhaps by organized, shadowy Antifa cadres) when the two of them will be most vulnerable.  (Once Trump is sworn in, then he should get full Presidential protection — stop laughing — and the chances of him being actually assassinated will be reduced, although never eliminated.)

And even the Left are making that prophecy:

Americans should prepare for “unrest’ if former President Donald Trump completes the greatest political comeback in modern American politics, Democrats told the Wall Street Journal on Monday.

And if they do… what then?

Understand that if we conservatives try to do something about that violence, in our own peculiar disorganized fashion, the Left will use that as an excuse to say:  “See?  See?  We told you these Rightwng Christian fascists are violent!”

Even worse is that after Trump’s inauguration, when the Left really does go apeshit and when Trump unleashes the National Guard or whatever, our cheers will be completely drowned out by the hysterical screams of the Left about HitlerFascistWeToldYouSo!.

I have to say, I don’t know the answer.  Maybe I’ll just add a couple more mags to the car kit, and let the chips fall where they may.

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And here we go again:


...his statement defined as “our lies are more believable than your lies”.

Turning our attention to The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...just fifty fewer criminals, welfare cases and potential terrorists to worry about.


...should have stuffed the little scrote’s fucking head into the deep-fryer.


...what was that I said about welfare cases?


...and why shouldn’t they, when that same border czar (LOL) hates them and stops them from doing their job?


...to the surprise of absolutely no one except the Harvard Faculty Lounge and other Lefty assholes.

And speaking of Democrats:


...fuck me, what more will it take to make these idiots realize that the Kill-All-Jews Club is Democrat-sponsored? 


...Donald and Elon, take note:  this is how it’s done.


...the two events may be related.


...they already have, courtesy of Democrat Party Green policies, uncontrolled immigration and Biden-Harris economic stupidity.

Now for some Party Animal News:


...okay, quit that unseemly giggling, willya?


...wait, Italians surf?  Who knew?


sounds about right.  And speaking of tourists:


...nobodies complaining about fake people doing their fake jobs.


...which follows Hillary Clinton’s lifetime ban.

And in several proud moments in


As we saunter down  :


...speaking of ChoClits, that is:

 

And on that dusky note, we end the news.