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And if that doesn’t get you going, then this will:


...so much for all those panicky headlines, then.


...you mean that old rascal’s been playing the fool with us — or rather, the stupid Greens — all this time?  And speaking of the sun:


...considering how often the solar power plants have failed during icy winters and scorching summers (i.e. when electric power is most needed), it’s not unreasonable.  And if building those backup plants costs too much and takes too long, they can blame the Greens who put up all those barriers in the first place.
#ServesEmRight #JustDeserts

In Political News:


...and the other 20% want him executed. Compare and contrast to conservatives, 100% of whom want all Commies sent to the gulag or gallows. (Okay, I made that last bit up — but I bet I’m not far off).

Democrat Socialists FAFO:
...give ’em the same treatment that the J6 folks got.

“Reverend” Al Sharpton Doesn’t Like White Political Refugees
...quelle surprise.
#RacistCocksucker

In Education News:


...because DEIJust think of using those all those millions to partially settle some student loans… [ducks]

From the Pentagon Papers:


...it’s a start.  Later, we can talk about taking women out of combat units and Navy ships.

Latest from Business News:


...it’s not so much their crappy sludge that’s a problem (we all still loves us our Frosted Flakes, after all);  it’s the fact that their crappy sludge now costs $10 a box.

In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


Finally, from the front lines of LGBTOSTFU:


...yeah, that worked SO well for Bud Lite.

And diving into the dumpster of unlinked  

 

And as we drive headlong down :


...no shit?  Well then, have a few impure thoughts on me:

There ya go… ya filthy animals.

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Better than Scotch?  I think not.  But anyway:


...give us a zip code for the impact area.  Oh, you can’t?  Never mind then.

And in Business News:


...anyone seen what happened to their stock price recently?  Yeah, it went back up to January 2024 levels.


...and guess what?  It’s the only part of Microsoft’s code that actually works as intended.


...because it’s a well-known fact that innovation thrives under a monopoly.
#FuckingLiar

In Police Files:


...what happened to “terminating” or “prosecuting”?


...not a bad start.  Eleven hundred down, eleventy millions to go.

And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:


...and in other news, the funeral for Irony will be held on Friday.  And still on the topic of Cute Lil’ Animules:


...”horror moment”?  How about “amidst mocking cheers and laughter”?


...missing from the headline:  “Following massive bush fires which destroyed the koalas’ entire food supply and severely burned most of them…”

And in Sex Wars:


...I bet she can differentiate them better than you can, fairy Boy.


...which would be unremarkable except for the fact that Our Wayne was born in Liverpool and played for Manchester United for well over a decade.

And now [drum roll]

And as we stroll down :

World Cup’s hottest fan looks unrecognizable with dramatic new look as she wears bold F1-themed bra to Miami Grand Prix
...don’t know who she is?  Well, here we see her at the Miami GP:

...and here she was at the World Cup:

 

Gives us a whole new perspective on the word “streetwalker”, huh?

Being Patient

Like many, I suspect, I was somewhat surprised that our GDP shrank a little during Q1, especially as the job market continues to grow (despite hundreds if not thousands of government jobs ending).  However, we have to remember that we essentially started off the year in Q1 with the last remaining month of Bidenomics, and no doubt the hangover from four years of said stupidity was one hell of a handbrake to the start of the year.

Still, I refuse to be a slave to the “Q” mindset so beloved of financial types, where every fiscal quarter has to show growth even if market conditions make it impossible.  Which, I suspect, is what happened here, for all sorts of reasons.

It’s short-term thinking like this which causes trouble in the longer term.

What we do know, however, is that large corporations are moving production back to the U.S. and away from Asia (especially from China yay) to the tune of some $5.2 trillion — but those are just planned investments, i.e. promises, which will take some time to be realized.  In addition, there are planned growths in ship-building which are almost certain to revive once-moribund areas, not to mention making us both more independent in trade and more secure militarily.  But those too are still in the planning stages.

Factories don’t just spring up overnight, in other words.

Listen:  we all knew that to reverse the tide of red ink, both in government spending and the trade deficit, we would have to experience some discomfort.  And while ICE is doing well — from all accounts, over 60,000 illegals (mostly of the career criminal persuasion) have been booted out in the past three months — but as I’ve said before, that still leaves many millions more that still need to be expelled:  millions of whom, we all know, that are sucking up public money in healthcare and education, to name but two areas of ongoing concern.

The question is:  are we on the right track?

I think so.  The moves to reduce tax burdens on the majority of the population, the DOGE-inspired slashing of government spending and the efforts to cut deadwood and make both business and government more efficient — by stopping the inherent inefficiencies of DEI policy, for one — all mean that the long-term prospects for our economy look promising.

And to a large degree, the market swings caused by the tariff business are simply due to the fact that markets hate uncertainty, because they’re slaves to short-term thinking — remember, stock prices are tracked daily.  These are very uncertain times we live in.

But we need to give the whole thing more time to develop.  We didn’t sink into quasi- (and in some cases actual) socialism in a single quarter, either.  That took decades of work by socialists like Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and their cohorts in Congress from even before then.  And we’re not going to reverse this tide in a single quarter.  Hell, it may take years.

It didn’t take that long for Javier Milei to effect massive changes in Argentina, but it should be remembered that taming an inflation rate of hundreds is considerably easier than doing the same to an inflation rate in the teens (as we experienced under Biden), let alone getting inflation into low single digits, which in today’s world is almost impossible and takes a supreme effort of will.

But although cheaper energy and the concomitant lowering of the prices of goods and services is going to make a difference, that’s not going to happen immediately because we still have to drill new holes, build new refineries and get more nuclear power generators online to replace the unreliable and fragile Net Zero-style solar- and wind-based power generators so beloved of the Eco-Nazis.  None of that can happen in a single quarter, either.

We’re doing the right thing — and by “we” I mean the Trump Administration, whom we voted into power.  We just need time to get it done, and not be swayed by short-term thinking.

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And you’re going to need that slug of gin to survive this roundup.


ah yes, the “experts” at the International Monetary Fund, with their stellar track record of global financial predictions and management. [/snark]

In :


...and about damn time, too.

More Political Stuff:


...it’s Illinois, so he’ll just be replaced some other terrorsymp Commie asshole.  And the only “torch” I’d like to pass is the one I’d use to light his execution bonfire.

And still on the topic of Commies:


...and to think she was once my “representative” back when I lived in Chicago.  I used to write to her often, but she always ignored me — possibly because my salutation was “Dear Commie Bitch”.


...let’s embrace the healing power of “and”, shall we?

From the Police Blotter:


…well, so much for her Secret Service protection detail.  Also:

In International News:


...just another day in Merrie Olde England.  As is this one:



...crappy car, nobody cares.

In Sad Business News:


...no matter how famous the backer:  if the product is shit, nobody’s going to buy it.

Finally:


...I’m sorry, but “Whoopi Goldberg” and “going down” should never appear in the same headline.
#VomitAlert

And speaking of vomiting:


...I was unaware that lesbian porno movies required the services of a fluffer, but there ya go.

And in today’s 

 

And in our weekly stroll down :

Liz Hurley Is Now Bonking Billy Ray Cyrus
...well, after Shane Warne, nothing can be too disgusting, I guess.

And if he thought his heart was all achy-breaky, wait till he sees what she can do to his nether appendage.

Stupidity Drift

Seen SOTI:


…and according to the headline, only a “maths genius” can solve it in under 30 seconds.

WTF?  I’m no math genius, and it took me about 5 seconds to solve it:

x = 2, y = 1; ergo  4xy = 8

This is not to show off my mathematical prowess, but to decry the fact that so simple an algebraic puzzle apparently requires “genius” to solve it.

Are we truly getting more stupid as a species?

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And on a related note:


...I mean, what’s the point of stealing all that technology from the U.S. when you can’t sell it back to them?


...yeah, let them steal jet technology from Airbus, for a change.

Speaking of Chinese work practices:


...but but but if this happened in Norma Rae Country, where is the Textile Workers’ Union in all this?  Oh… they went out of business when all those textile jobs moved to China, huh?
#IronyCentral

And from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...as if that were a surprise.


...to be filed under “Politicians’ Broken Promises”.  Now, if the incoming Reichkanzler was from the AfD party… but that would be schrecklich.


...silly people, that was the Labour Party’s plan all along, you racist Enoch Powell supportersThat’ll teach you to vote Conservative.


...wait:  you mean there are illegal Mexican immigrants in Chicago?  I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you. [/Captain Renault]

Let’s Trust The Science:


...what’s that, Lassie?  Loud hoofbeats, you say?
#JapanNotChinaSurpriseSurprise

In Crime News:


...just wait till you see why he was in jail before you get all judgey.


...so you see, children:  smoking cigarettes can be bad for your health.  Also, Muslims.

Oh, and 

  (no link because paywall)
...I bet most of them just thought the Earth was moving for that other reason.
#SexManiacs


...okay, who’s doing all that unseemly cheering for the earthquake?

Oh.

And now ’tis once more time for 

   

...I know:  all names courtesy of Scrabble / illiterate parents.

Just checking in with Train Smash Times:


...she never fails to delight us all.  However, the next TSW is a real disappointment:

Lindsay Lohan, 38, looks phenomenal in a sexy leather corset as she hits the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia
...and here she is:

And as we remember her fondly from those Train Smash times:


...oooh, I can forgive anything for those freckled young boobies.