Short and messy, kinda like this. And now a quick look at some relevant news:
…just remember that it cuts both ways, assholes.
(no link because why waste Readers’ time?)
…hey George: stick to banging yer lawyer wife or making Oceans movies. And speaking of lawyers:
…like anyone cares what this bunch of Commie shysters thinks.
Here’s one news item that doesn’t even need a comment from me, ol’ Tuck says it all:
Tucker Carlson Hauls Off On Asshole Republicans (my headline).
…sounds okay to me, especially on seeing this:
…so, Mr. Law-And-Order President: when, exactly, will the 82nd Airborne be sent in with orders to shoot to kill?
…and I agree. Let’s start by eliminating no-knock raids, asset forfeiture and your fucking armored cars.
And finally, on a much lighter note:
…that’s okay. A lot of women can’t measure up to a good wank, either.