News Roundup

Starting off with Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...or, “How To Fuck Up A State, just Like Gavin Newsom Does”.


...unexpectedly.  Lessee:  cars that nobody wants, “renewable” energy sources that don’t work, “green” infrastructure that is more harmful than what it’s replacing… can’t imagine why people would want to bail on it all.

And in more Economic News:


...FJB.

From The Swamp:


...yeah, but they’ll find some way of bringing the fucking thing back to life.  You heard it here first. (UPDATE:  told you so.)

From Police Files:


...cops planting evidence?  Say it ain’t so.


...also to be found in the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious.


...in Chicago, that is a routine traffic stop.

From the Dept. of Education:


...forget it, Jake Glenn;  it’s California.


...perhaps the WashGov should ban horny teachers instead of natural gas?  Just a thought.


...nature studies, so to speak.  Very educational.


...I remember back when the Nazis referred to Physics as the “Jewish” science.  Oh how we laughed at them, the idiots...


...from Glenn’s mouth to God’s ear.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept:


...on the one hand, it could be said that OLAS was really looking after him (not);  but on the other hand, maybe he was one of those priests (if you know what I mean), and just got what he deserved...

And in today’s 

   

And in :


...apparently, they signify something or other (see link).


I have to say that I find her kinda plain-looking (like Lady Gaga?).

And that’s the news.

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Let’s kick off with some good news, from the Dept. Of Education:


And from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Temple:


...oh FFS.

From the Department of Irony:


...who as I recall voted for Biden over Trump, 53% – 47%.

From the Parish Newsletter:


...good thing he’s Anglican and not Catholic, or that Commie Pope would have got it all.

In Dietary News:


...does this mean I shouldn’t be eating Twinkies with my breakfast gin?


...relax, Jake;  it’s New York fucking City.

In the Dept. of Wokery:


...coming from a guy who really needs a swift slap in the face.


...I didn’t even know that the National Organization For Women was still around.  Kinda like the NRA for Cat Ladies, I guess.


...so that when someone tells him to “Go fuck yourself”, he can.


...horribly-overpriced clothes, woke company:  it’s your purchase decision, so be my guest.

In Election News:


...Karl Rove, Karl Rove… who was he, again?  Oh yeah, the guy behind the loss of the election to Barack Obama.  Oh, and the Jan 6 protestors are not thugs, you asshole.

Now for some Adolescent Shooting News:


...silly boy;  if he’d just waited a few years, he could have shot Russians and been a national hero.

News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


In link-free 


And in our journey into the  :

Abandon hope all ye who enter here, I think.

And that’s the news.

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Hey, speaking of fallen icons:


...well, duh, Steve — we all knew that a long time ago.


...still persisting with the con, I see.

Some more Scumbag News (Sex Division):


...normally I’d be wondering what took so long;  but this asshole redefines the term “scumbag”.

And speaking of same:


...and FJB is made in the image of… well, it’s pretty obvious, innit?

Turning to Woke News:


...if she wasn’t otherwise such a socialist tart, I’d love her a lot.

In Medical News:


And in other great medical (but non-NHS) news:


...keyword:  Balkans.

In the Department of Economics:


...never mind buying a house;  you need more than that just to buy fucking groceries.


...and from this we learn, children, why government imposes Green-based initiatives (hint:  it’s got nothing to to with the environment).

Military News:


...actually, they should be blaming Trump. [/Democrats]


...best place to hide them, of course.

In guaranteed link-free  

 


...”ex-friend” by now, if she has any sense.

Finally, a brisk stroll down :


...oh, why not end the week with some gratuitous tottywatching?

So let’s all head off to the weekend:

…being the end of the news.

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And speaking of which:


...frankly, if you’re over 50 and still need to be taught about safe sex, you deserve to have your naughty bits rot.

More Health News:


And in Economics News:


...and in other news, Gen. G.A. Custer is having issues with the Sioux.


...unexpectedly.

In related Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:


...unexpectedly again, as pounding hailstorms have never been seen before in Texas. [eyecross]

Time for some Easter Festivities:


...as long as the crucifixees are Commies and Greens [some overlap]. we should import that custom to the U.S. immediately.  I have a list...

In Sex Wars:


...assuming, of course, that he can put up with all your vapidity, sophistry and childish behavior.


...and just a quick reminder of why:

Moving on to Train Smash News:


...can’t see the problem, as she’s inflicted her offensive music on us for all these years.

And from the cabin of Captain Obvious:


...two words:  three strikes.

Also:


...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game. Can’t guess?

quelle surprise.

In matters of 

 

 

And in Entertainment News:


…and the world mourns.

And in Sporting News:

I know, I know:  “But when’s she going to show us her jugs? Read more

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And why so many?  Try this little tidbit:


...just sayin’.

Some Election 2024 News:


...read the article to see the truth about “Form EL-131”.  Then feel the burn...

In Financial News:


...starve the fuckers.

And some International News:


...funny how Commie votes are always “unanimous”, isn’t it?


...let ’em eat bugs;  the government apparatchiks, I mean.


... [/Frank Zappa]

In ShowBiz News:


...if they want to add more fantasy to Bond movies, they’ll have to bring in dragons and elves.

And in Health News:


...especially goblins.



...and the ad copy writes itself:  “Better Woodies, Longer Life!

From the anals [sic] of Wokedom:


...seems like it was consensual, so I can’t see the problem here. [j/k]

And from the front lines of Sex Wars:


...but of course, he’ll still be on the hook for child support.
#BelieveAllWomen

And in some 

And strolling down :


...”thrills”, hey?  Let’s have a look:

Yeah, I guess that’s kinda “thrilling” — and the end of the news.

Black Humor

I’m not talking about Dave Chappelle, Eddy Murphy or Wanda Sykes;  that’s Black humor.

I’m talking about black humor, which has always made me giggle.  Here’s one example:

Another:

…and still another:

Of course, when FJB / whoever-the-Socialists-maneuver-into-the-nomination “wins” the 2024 election with 200 million mail-in votes cast, that won’t be funny as much as prophecy.

Still laughing?