George Soros, 93, is up to his usual anti-American tricks.
Baseball legend Willie Mays, 93, passed away recently.
I report, you decide.
Category: Bad News
Horrible, unpleasant stuff
But From Where?
Here’s a little warning that cries out for some specifics:
Republican House Intelligence Committee Chair Mike Turner has warned that the United States has hit its “highest level of a possible terrorist threat.”
Yeah, but from which terrorists, exactly?
ISIS? Hamas? Hezbollah? Taliban? Columbia students? Antifa? BLM? Norks? CAIR? Red Army Faction? Muslim Students Association? the Justice Department?
I’d like to know just whom I should be looking out for so I can make at least some preparations, instead of just adding a spare mag or two for the truck gun…
…not that this is ever a Bad Thing, necessarily.
News Roundup
So, in that spirit:
...keyword: Russia. Turn them Russki chicks down at your peril.
...”Calling all Kardashians!”
In other news:
...that’ll teach him to start talking sense instead of Party dogma.
...following rumors that he’d got his hands on the Epstein Client List.
...which won’t happen, of course. Not that the silly bitch doesn’t deserve some kind of censure, that is.
And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...hold on, I’m looking around for Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face.
How about some Freak News:
...in what way, “harmful” — I mean, what kind of snowflakes are trying to pass themselves off as Olympic athletes here?
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody. Eat some steak, you fucking freaks.
...wait, you mean lesbians want actual women, and not dickless men? Guess they’re not interested in that inverted Crying Game thing.
And speaking of cows:
...charge: “Causing premature death to veal producer.”
In Medical News:
…and:
…
And now for some 
... how dare you set such archaic rules for your barely-of-age daughter?
...newsflash: healthy, athletic and wealthy young men pull beautiful chicks.
And that’s all the news fit to play with.
Just In Case You Were Wondering
…how our move is going:
“You can save money by doing most of the move yourself,” they said. “It will be fun,” they said.
Ever tried to move a large gun safe full of rifles, all by yourself? Behold the Before & After:
News Roundup
You’re going to need a drink after seeing this lot.
...nah, not that one; that’s some other Simon Cowell. Made you look.
...ah now, that’s Our Simon: ready to do anything for TV ratings, the foul bastard.
In Glueball Jewhate News:
…
Relax, Jacques; it’s Paris.
Also, news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©, U.S. Division:
...causing poor children to starve: it’s the United African Way.
And speaking of the poverty-stricken:
...of course, they’re only poor African members, so donations won’t be affected.
And in Political Disaster! News:
...not that the Commie bitch doesn’t deserve it, of course.
...you mean like Biden with the student debt forgiveness thing?
Meanwhile, in reality:
And let’s hope he learns from this guy:
…
It’s not just in the Americas:
...and:
...of course, in Euro terms, “far-right” is “JFK Democrat” on the U.S. political spectrum.
In Health News:
...so no different from what happens in a pub, then.
From the Travel News desk:
...key word: Mumbai.
Some Parenting News:
...explanation: loony father and mother, likely insane kids.
And in yet more 
...fuck Hamilton, he’s going to Ferrari next year anyway.
And driving down 
:
And as Clint Eastwood might say: “That’s enough of that.”
News Roundup
So let’s untether the news.
...what’s that, Lassie? Pigs flying overhead?
...here’s a newsflash for that 80%: takeout food has ALWAYS been a luxury.
And in the People’s Soviet of Kalifornia:
...so how’s that $20/hour wage thing working, then? And speaking of failures:
...hey, if Americans aren’t going to buy our shitty Duracell Cadillacs, we’ll just flog them to gullible Brits.
In Glueball JewHate News:
...dkfiem dmrk mgfrdw gymjxd (sorry, can’t type when I’m laughing hysterically).
...note to the Muzzies: when you’ve lost the Germans, you’re in big trouble.
...I wonder exactly how many Izzies have visited the Maldives in the past ten years… oh, none? Talk about a painless gesture.
...and we’ll feed your rotting corpses to pigs. Fair deal?
And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© comes this:
…
(oh… Venezuelan, not Mexican. Sorry for the confusion.)
...well, except for the fact that the Izzies were going back to their homeland instead of fleeing it, Il Papa has it absolutely correct. You know, if this fucking moron can’t get the Bible straight...
And in Furrin Election News:
...just as long as they don’t start assassinating Austrian politicians again, we’ll all be good.
And on to 
And in 
:
...we saw this curry-flavored totty not long ago on these pages, but sometimes repetition can be A Good Thing, yes?
And just one flashback pic to when Our Padma was still a sprightly youngster of 40:
And that’s the end of it all.