Category: Bad News

Let’s look at some other politically-incorrect news and views, for a change:

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Fake News Dept.:

...why fake?  Because handguns are illegal in Britishland, ergo this could not possibly have happened.  Bonus:  Guess The Race.

From the Police Blotter:

...thus ensuring that at least something of the visitor will, indeed, stay in Vegas.

In International News:

...missing those massive contributions from Britishland, are we?

In Medical News:

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Time for some Glueball Jewhate News:

...and does Egypt have the equivalent of the Second Amendment? Why no, no it doesn’t, and nor does any other Muslim nation.

...my only quibble with Elon is his using the future tense in that statement.

In the Technology Dept.:

...am I the only one who thinks he’s having some weird reality dislocation here?  Or is it just the morons responsible for the “backlash”?
#Can’tCope

Science! News:

...same scientists found murdered.
#DeBeers

In Nutritional History News:

...”made excellent fish & chips too”, sez Keith Richards;  but as a kid, Willie Nelson preferred it chicken-fried like his Momma made.

Some dispatches from Sex News:

...Rule #1:  Never try to compete with a slut.

And in link-free 

...no.

...I prefer the old one:  letting her lick the front of your Amex Black Card.

And ending the news on a positive note:

...don’t care about the reason. Here she is:

Nothing wrong with Canuck totty, really, and here’s the Naked News website.

And that’s the end of the (not naked) news.

(Kim writing his blog before personal computers were invented.)

Let’s start by looking to what the terrorists and terrorsymps are doing:

...wait:  protesters came all the way from Long Island?

...terrorists tell lies.  In other news, Lindbergh crosses the Atlantic.

...why?  Those journos are their most fervent supporters.

From the Dept. of Stupid Fucking Laws:

...and even that percentage is too high, there being no such actual crime as “hate speech”.

News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...that excuse is positively Clintonesque.

...child molestation being very much part of his “home culture”, no doubt.

Some Political News:

...only difference is that unlike Mandela, Trump’s presidency won’t involve creating utter chaos in the country.

From the Lawn Order Department:

...just one of the perils of electing a Democrat as governor.  As opposed to the great state of Georgia, which didn’t:

...only way this could be better is if shooting squatters as dangerous criminals would not involve prosecution.  Oh well, baby steps.

...but no mention of any daily whippings or weekly ball-kickings?  Must be an oversight.

And some Entertainment News:

...one might say the same thing about Piers Morgan, of course.

...well, don’t we all?

In Economics News:

...which absolutely nobody saw coming, except everyone who isn’t in government or academia.

And in more (link-free) 

   

Finally, in a drive down :

...yes, she does:

Not just leggy, but also quite booby:

And that’s how we keep abreast of the news.

And to explain today’s front-page advert, then, is this:

...some assistance will be provided to my Readers (of both types) below the fold.  Remember:  it’s for your own good.  And no, there will be no pics of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer swinging from the gallows, you sick bastards.

May as well go with the flow, so to speak:

...and here I thought that pulling out was all part of the show.
#MoneyShot

...hey, with the cost of stuff nowadays, that’s pretty much all anyone can afford to do.
 
#CheapEntertainment #FuckJoeBiden

...idiot.  You always play to your marketable strengths.

...or more correctly, what you don’t want.

...etc.

...imagine what the other two guys’ wives must think.

And in some sex-drenched (but still link-free) 

...welcome to a man’s world, honey.

…*who was it?  Just check the line of succession for the blind guy.

 

AND: 

And walking the dog down :

...I’d never heard of her, but I’m clearly out of touch.  Anyway:

Quite toothsome, at 57.

Anyway, as promised, for those dirt-poor folks who don’t want to do drugs, and who want to avoid prostate cancer, some health aids:

 

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Starting off with some good news:

...and all he had to do was fire a bunch of government workers and close their departments.  Jealous, I am.

...”about fucking time”?  Well, I would have said that.

In Tech News:

...except when it comes to censoring conservative content and making it disappear from their search engine.

In the Lawn Order Dept.:

...in which we play the our always-popular “Guess the Race” game.  Also keyword:  Chicago.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...to the surprise of absolutely nobody with any common sense, as we’ve noted before.

...and anywhere else, he’d be losing his mind permanently as his body temperature reaches that of the room;  but not in Britishland.

...which somehow manages to combine both The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© and Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.

And speaking of the unspeakable:

...which would concern me if I actually gave a flying fuck about the snowflakes’ opinion of me — especially as:

...well isn’t that special.  Let’s send a few (hundred) thousand of them to live in Gaza, then.

And speaking of Unspeakable Wokism:

...in which we play our new “Guess The Sex of the CEO” game.

From the Sports Desk:

...is it just me, or does “German surfer” create the same cognitive dissonance as, say, “Swiss Naval Officer” or “Haitian chess player”?

In the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.:

...aren’t we glad that the U.S. doesn’t do titles?

In the Dept. of Health:

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And, of course, there’s always some link-free 

 

 

And in a stroll down :

...well, let’s see what awaits the throbbing phalli of Teh Brits:

All together now:

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “Run Britannia!  Britannia run away!” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

And that’s all the news anyone needs, I think.

They’ll never catch on.   Anyway, speaking of lies:

Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:

...because if all they spoke was the truth, there’d be no “climate change” doctrine, period.

...for “planet” read “Catholic Church”.

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...and the Taiwanese yawn.  Also, F- for the fucking awful puns.

In the Dept. of Irony:

...black pot, meet kettle.  (Vince Foster and Jeffrey Epstein were unavailable for comment.)

In Technology News:

...[yawn] let me know when they come in .45 ACP.

From the Tourism Bureau:

...thus making Europe’s most expensive hotels now stratospheric.

In Political News:

...and yet, amazingly, in that 11-day period he’s still managed to vote fifteen times, three times each per bill.
#TypicalDemocratVoting

...I’m hoping for a higher death toll, myself.  (no link because PPV)

...I’m just amazed that there’s a Target still open in St. Louis.

From the Dept. of Health:

...and he was related to her.
#ScourgeThenExecute

And from the Dept. of Education:

...because grades are so, like, rayciss.

...in which we play our ever-popular game of “Guess The Race”.

...or even with young boys.

In the department known as 

     

Finally. on Paige Three:

...let’s see what’s so bad about this bikini, shall we, that FecesBook is getting agitated:

Nope;  not much more to see here (other than the usual).  And from the recently-finished tournament at Augusta National:

You most certainly can, sweetheart.  And that’s the news.