Category: Bad News

Horrible, unpleasant stuff

Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor

Shootin' Time

…and in other “news”:

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell admitted that he was wrong to expect inflation would be transitory when it started to rise three years ago.

I wonder what clue he and the other asswipes at the Fed missed:  that government spending was increasing exponentially, that the Federal debt was spiraling upwards, or that the government was printing ever-more money to pay for government-created Covid-related expenses and social program giveaways instead of paying down the debt?

That’s some college degree you must have there, Chair Guy.  You fucking moron.

You’re “wrong”, and we’re being bent over the desk and raped by your mistake every time we go to the grocery store or try to pay down our credit card debt.

News Roundup

Bad News

Speaking of pigs:


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...whereupon mobs of angry citizens start hanging and shooting the illegals — oh wait, this is NYFC, nothing happened afterwards.  Never mind, carry on.


...oy, the insufferable little bitch is going to be impossible now.

From the Pulpit Chronicles:


...now if they’d sung folk songs, there’d be executions.

Time for some International Relations:


...are you sure it’s not angry parents or Catholics, you asshole government thugs?


...gosh, now I wonder which ethnic group they’re talking to, specifically?
#Somalis

In Election News:


...I just want the ATF gig, and I’m not a Senator.


...as US Democrat Socialists take notes for their own October 2024 arrangements.


...oh well, as long as they didn’t waste it.  Useless asswipes.


...I guess Katie Hopkins was already booked elsewhere, otherwise why get the “40-day wonder” (who is Conservative but NOT conservative) to speak?

In Marketing News:


...Marketing Rule #1:  always establish your customer base numbers before starting your business.  Even if it’s a religion.


...I’m confused:  satisfaction 20 minutes after ordering, or 20 minutes after the product is delivered?


...and in related news, the Clintons pre-announce that they have an alibi for when she has her unfortunate accident or commits “suicide”.

And in the newly-labeled 

     

 

And in more ShowBiz News:


...LOL “confirms” — like she could deny it:

And to get that horrible visual banished from your brain:


There ya go… and that’s the news.

Fair Warning

Shootin' Time

I’m starting a new category today.  It’s called “Shootin’ Time”, and it has nothing to do with guns, per se.  Rather, it has to do with news items that makes one want to go to the guns and kill ’em all, the mood as exemplified in this pic:

…or, in a thumbnail:

Here’s a sample headline (no link because I can’t find the article and it doesn’t matter):

This will replace the old “Red Curtain Of Blood” tag because it’s become clear that nowadays, rage is insufficient;  what’s needed is bullets, and lots of ’em, to deal with the utter bastardy that confronts us.

Posts in this category will appear as often as I come across examples of the above.  There may be lots.

News Roundup

Bad News

So let’s look at some dirty news.


...keywords:  Washington D.C.


...and of course the teacher “escaped prison”, because female.


...so the little Jock lesbian got at least one thing right… in ten years.


...while millions of starving African villagers could only wish for such a feast.
#TheyStartedTheWar


...so basically, she’s admitting that we’ve already lost our democracy?


...I dunno;  after centuries of neutrality, they have to be out of practice at this “war” thing.


...no, I didn’t get that backwards.  Relax, Jake;  it’s Seattle.


...and no, that’s not a typo.  He failed his examinations, because apparently you’re only allowed to rape elderly patients when not wearing uniform.


...keyword:  Canada.  (Although it’s probably even worse for U.S. college students.)


...because he hasn’t even started menstruating yet.

And as for INSIGNIFICA:

   


...I know, I know:

Well, at least she’s honest.  Unlike all the politicians in the news.

News Roundup

Bad News

And in other “Men Are Pigs!” news:


...am I the only one who doesn’t care about any of this?


...begging the question(s):  1) why should anyone care about your “problem”;  and 2) how, exactly, do you suggest this change be effected?

In Legal News:


...little late for that, innit?  Should have whacked his pee-pee within 24 hours of the order.


...I would have thought that instant coffee was sufficiently poisonous per se, but I guess not.

In Election News:



...what’s that you smell, Lassie?  A rat?
#MeToo

In Immigration News:


...and in other news, Gen. Custer is having trouble with the Sioux.


...yeah, I bet they’ll just line up for that one.


...here’s the deal:  1) close the border completely, and 2) begin the mass deportations.  Anything else is unacceptable bullshit.

From the Dept. of Education:


...only thing newsworthy about this one is that he’s a White boy, and not Chinese or  Asian-Indian.

In Religious News:


...keyword:  yup, South Africa.


...and you thought it was just the fish-eaters, didn’t you?

From the front lines of SEX WARS:


...and she looks about what you’d expect her to look like:  a houri.

In more INSIGNIFICA:

      

Finally:

It’s now on sale!


(link is embedded in pic)

Don’t say I never do anything for you… and that’s the news.

Suppose They Ordered A War…

Bad News, Gummint, Immigration

…and nobody showed up?  That’s the old Vietnam-era trope.  Here’s the modern-day equivalent:

And:

Fox News reports that a high ranking CBP official told the network that their relationship with the Guard is “strong”.

“While this issue plays out in the courts, the relationship between Border Patrol, Texas DPS [Department of Public Safety], & TMD [Texas Military Dept.] remains strong,” the official said, adding “Our focus is and will always be the mission of protecting this country and its people.”

“On the ground, we continue to work alongside these valuable partners in that endeavor,” the official continued, adding “Bottom line: Border Patrol has no plans to remove infrastructure (c-wire) placed by Texas along the border.”

“Our posture remains the same. If we need to access an area for emergency response, we will do so. When that happens, we will coordinate with Texas DPS & TMD,” the official further declared.

You see, long after the current Administration has passed into the “Bad News” section of the history books, the Border Patrol will still have to work with the Texas guys.  Let’s just hope they stick to their ummm statements.

So, ask that question again…?