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Excuse me for a minute… [Pavlovian response]

Now on with the news, starting with the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:


...yet another triumph of Biden’s immigration policy.


...not in Nashville.


...we need to see more of this, all over the world.

And onto the great Palestinian Fuckup Fallout:


...Hamas:  continuing Obama’s legacy to the gun industry.


...the Izzies must be losing their touch.


...when asked to point out Israel on a map, the senator said: “Aarghlpaptmpofftry”.

And on to Sex News:


...and nobody saw this one coming.  [eyecross]


...confirming once and for all that yes, Bill Clinton was definitely on Epstein’s Client List.


...I didn’t even know that women were in the fencing business. [sic]

In Pre-Election News:


...enough of that stuff, Donald:  you already have my vote.


...no no, you lesbo freak, you’ve got it all wrong, as usual.  Trump doesn’t want to execute you;  but I could think of several others who might be tempted.
#Fifth Amendment #BuyMoreAmmo

And Great Moments In Parenting:


...I dunno;  sounds quite reasonable.

Then there’s this:


...not ordering the execution of Simon Cowell for Crimes Against Music?

And now, in INSIGNIFICA:

...so much for that “working-class punk” thing.


...nah, just kidding.  Here’s Liz Hurley:

A much better way to end the news, yes?

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Ahhh those good old days when women had Bettah Pharmaceuticals to stop them going batshit crazy… and speaking of batshit crazy:


...under the reign of World-Emperor Kim, there would be a similar fish tank at the Pentagon, with a long line of generals waiting their turn — starting with that traitor Mark Milley.

Moving on to the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:


...you don’t say, Hank ol’ buddyHere’s one country that hasn’t:


...”you know how many Islamic terrorist attacks there have been in Poland?  NONE.”  [/quote of the day]

From the Chronicles of Nationalisation:


And yet we see they haven’t learned their lesson yet:


...wait:  didn’t they privatize the thing in the Seventies because the State had fucked it up almost beyond redemption? 


...another example of having privatized a service after nationalizing it had failed.  Maybe the answer really is:  [whispers] light rail transport systems don’t work in modern-day society.

Speaking of modern-day society:


...cut “her” dick and balls off, says I.

In Everybody Panic! News:


...yawn.  This nearly made INSIGNIFICA. As did this:


...crabs? Hornets?  What’s next?  Oh yeah, it’s Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...”when”?  How about “if ever”?

Speaking of “Places I’d Like To See Go Underwater”:


...and Hollywood actresses go on strike over “unfair competition”.

And in other Sporting News:

[sic]
...and then the real gagging began.

Now it’s the real, honest, link-free INSIGNIFICA:

 

    …

Finally, in Celebrity News:


...she’s no stranger to these pages, but here’s a brief refresher:

 

And on that high note, we end the roundup.

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Leading with some discussion of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...and if that doesn’t cause the Belgies, Germans etc. to rethink the climate change bullshit… but wait!  There’s more!


...so, not a complete disaster, then.  Still on the topic of booze:


...now it’s expensive shit beer? (e.g. Molson’s or Heineken, for my Readers who’ve never tasted Foster’s or Swan)

In International Terrorism News:


...one wonders how she’d feel if a few Mossad guys did the same to her own kids, live on video.  But she does have supporters, of course:


...actually, it does.  In answer to the question “Which person in Congress would most likely be the first to strap on a bomb vest for use during the State of the Union speech?”, she wins by a country mile.  And speaking of terrorsymps:


...like anyone would be surprised by that.


...”You’re next, assholes.”  Well, I would have said that.

Latest news on the Socialist Front:


...bureaucracy at its finest.  And then there’s incompetence:



...the cells being already filled with people who posted mean things on Twitter.  Key word:  Britain.

From the Out Of The Frying Pan And Onto The Gas Ring department:


...just wasn’t her night, was it?
#alibi

Now, in more Sex News:


...my friend Patterson’s second wife Debbie was like that.

And in the perpetually link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   

   


...LOL small wonder (and no, you do not want to see the pics).

And now some news about a woman who isn’t a freak:


...and I have to admit, this is one old broad I wouldn’t mind exploring the Kama Sutra with.

And that’s all the news worth drooling over.

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...[insert circumcision joke here]

And now in the “No Man Should” Department:


...with all the enthusiasm the Biden Administration has showed in protecting our borders… okie-dokie.


...and nobody is surprised.

Internationally:


...because having solved all Seffrica’s current problems, he now wants to end all foreign investment in his shithole country.


...now use them.  Oh wait, I forgot:  Macron.


...♫ ♪  old times there am not forgotten  ♪ ♫ ♪...

Back Home:


...wait, I’m getting confused.  Does he mean that Angry Parents© are going to jihad now?

In the Unintentional Hilarity / Irony Department:



and:



...wait;  aren’t those the hospitals whose basements house the Hamas rocket factories and arsenals?


...excellent... BUT WAIT!


you lost me at “captured Hamas terrorist”.


...alive or dead, she’ll still vote Democrat in the next election.  And speaking of liberal New Yorkers:


...guess there were a few MSNBC viewers who were also Jewish? [/snark]

And:


And in the special Jihad Comic Section:


...who she?  Well… some Lebanese chick who went into porn:

 

Hmmm… not sure that’s a disincentive to jihad, but whatever.

But as my Tribe friends all say:

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And speaking of freaks:


...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.


...and I agree.  Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.

From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:


...still not killing people though, is it?  That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.


...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.


...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.

From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.


...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.


...oops, busted.  Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.


...keyword:  American.


...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.

But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:

 

  ..hur hur.

And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:

...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing: 

…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:

Aaaaaand… that’s the news.

Two Solutions

Several people have written to me to ask why I haven’t commented on the Iranian-backed Hamas attack / invasion of Israel — especially as I’ve long been a strong supporter of both Israel and my Tribe friends.

Frankly, I’ve been thinking about the situation, and devising some kind of suggested response that would be appropriate for Israel.

There are, as the title for this post suggests, two solutions for Israel to consider.  The first is simple.

Set aside your inherent loathing of ethnic cleansing.  I know, I know:  Hitler tried to do just that to Jews (and look where it got him), and ever since then Jews (and their parent state Israel) have recoiled from any idea of doing the same to people who hate them and want them destroyed.  Let’s clear up a couple of misconceptions first.

Firstly, clearing out the entire Gaza Strip (destroying all their buildings — every last one) and killing any Arab who tries to resist is not “ethnic” cleansing, in its purest sense, because there is no genetic difference between Arabs and Jews:  they’re both Semitic, genetically speaking.

Secondly, what the wholesale destruction of Gaza and its inhabitants represents is not therefore anything other than a military operation of retaliation — retaliation against an indiscriminate slaughter of Israelis (and, lest we forget, a whole bunch of non-Israelis as well).  To allow this “Palestinian” state to exist and continue to be a threat to Israeli citizens would be a complete failure of a government whose primary (some would say sole) duty is to protect those same citizens.

I’m not interested in people who wail that innocent Palestinians would be killed in such an operation, because there are no “innocent Palestinians” — witness the celebrations of these Arabs not just in the Middle East but worldwide over the slaughter of, ahem, innocent Israelis.  They don’t consider any Israelis to be innocent, so why should you treat them any differently?  Hell, the Hamas terrorists use their own civilians as shields against retaliation, relying on the Israelis’ reluctance to kill innocent people;  if that’s how they regard civilians, why should anyone else care about them?

To go from the specific retaliation to a broader one:  Hamas must be destroyed:  its leadership, its followers, its bases of operation and, most importantly, its support structure.

Which means taking on Iran.  I leave that to the Israeli military to pick the options here, but other than the obvious ones (destroying Iran’s nuclear infrastructure and killing the Iranians tasked with supporting Hamas), Israel should start a wholesale destruction of Iran’s oil apparatus:  the oilfields, the refineries, the ports and oil export infrastructure, the lot.  No Iranian money, no Hamas.  It’s that simple an equation.

All that comprises only the first of the two solutions of the title of this piece.  Here’s the Second [sic].

We are all accustomed to seeing pictures of off-duty Israeli soldiers walking around with their rifles slung.

However, it should be remembered that these are active-duty soldiers, not ordinary civilians.

In fact — and this is their dirty little secret — it’s almost impossible for civilian Israelis to get to own guns, any guns, for their own protection.  It is, to my mind, the single-largest failure of the Israeli government:  not having an equivalent of our Second Amendment.

In essence, what the Israeli government is saying is:  “Leave your protection to us, and to our Defense Force.”

The recent attack on a music festival (i.e. a civilian event with, it should be noted, no Army presence) should end that little charade right there in its tracks.  Or, as we Americans would put it, “When seconds count and the police are minutes away.”  The IDF’s immediate response to the Hamas invasion was quick (bit not quick enough), but neither decisive nor concerted.

Here’s another little event which happened at the same time as the invasion:

Hamas militants terrorists indiscriminately gunned down civilians and took control of a police station in a small Israeli city in Saturday’s surprise offensive.

Sderot, home to 30,000 people, was one of the first settlements to come under attack by the Hamas militants, who moved through the city shortly after dawn.

Using motorbikes, pickup trucks, motorised gliders and speed boats, more than 1,000 fighters streamed into Israel – targeting cities including Ashkelon, Ofakim and Sderot – in an attack that caught authorities completely off-guard.

Harrowing footage of the assault captured by survivors has since emerged, showing how the heavily armed assailants rode into the city on the back of pick-up trucks, killing dozens of civilians before besieging and ultimately seizing its police station.

Note that they were essentially unopposed while they played their little reindeer games and did not come under fire until after the game was played out — the IDF plowed down the police station and crushed these “militants” to death in the rubble — but it was too late for those unfortunate civilians shot at before.  Take a look at this pic:

I’ll bet that there’s not a single gun among these alte kakers, although all of them are of an age where they could have fought in the Yom Kippur War of 1973.  To deny these men their right to self-defense, to not allow them to be armed while they play their peaceful little board game, is to turn them into potential victims of Hamas terrorists.

The Israeli government should, with immediate effect, allow civilians to purchase and possess whatever guns they wish, and carry them as they go about their daily business.

Yes, there may be the occasional accident or even homicide — just as we tragically experience here in the U.S. — but the greater good is, if anything, even greater in Eretz Yisrael  than it is here.  Otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot more of this:

…and it will all be entirely the fault of the government.

Get it done, Izzies.